8000 BC: Cavemen of Sralingrad.
Choose your class as a tribesman with a rock, a tribesman with a stick, or a tribesman with a spear. You can level up to gain acess to harder and sharper rocks, and more durable sticks, until you make it to Hero Status, where you gain acess to the newest experimental weapons: a new bow, finely crafted by your fascist/Communist/whatever-the-hell-cavemen-would-be-classified scientists, as well as possibly a torch!
Don't wonder away from the wide, open battlefeilds, or you may discover the flashing "Warning: You are entering cougar territory" sign. And on the topic of maps, you have the choice of Rural: the flat plains of Russia. Urban: the flat plains of Russia with some tents. Ruined Urban: the Flat plains of Russia with some knocked over tents. The choices are endless!
But is that just not ancient enough for you? Lucky you, there's more!
Jurassic Orchestra: Heroes of Pangea
The forces of the nazi dinos clash with the commie dinos in the plot of land that will, one day be Stalingrad! Level up to greatness and recieve genetic mutations that are in fact slightly advantageous! Become a hero and take control of the massive carnivores of the Day! Be a Commander Raptor to call in a recon-pterodactyl, or perhaps call the bronciosarus to cause a rockslide-artillery strike!
Massive maps! Intense action! A combination of rural plains, dense jungles and Urban areas of the great nesting spot known as DinoGrad!
Still not old enough for you?! Well, luckily I still can think!
Cambrian Orchestra: Heroes of TriloGrad!
This is where it really gets intense: the Cambrian explosion wasn't called an explosion for nothing!
The Nazi Marellas (
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marrella[/URL]) invade the great Soviet Socialist City of TriloGrad, belonging to the USTR (United Soviet Trilobite Republics). Level up for better eyespots, and more calcium-layered shells! This epic peice set in the spot that will one day be in the Volga will depict some of the greatest battles of the epoch! Great wide, open maps of the sea floor or urban settings of the primitive coral city, TriloGrad!
Take control of the warring armies great genetic uniqueness: use the heavily-laden Trilobites and Marellas, or perhaps vie for lighter, softer organisms! Even use the new invention of the finned organisms to bring in recon-Jellies! War is forever changed...will you be ready?
Still not goddamn old enough?! Fine!
PreCambrian Orchestra: Heroes of Micro-Grad!
Trace warfare back to its roots with this epic mod, depicting as the Nazi Microbes use their flagellum of war to assault the Soviet Bacterium republics! Use the finest microscopic methods of war, and prepare yourself for an epic battle! Even take control of hero Cyanobacteria, and with your Oxygen, inspire your fellows to charge to victory! Perhaps even take advatage of the finest weapons of the day: blast their membranes to bit by producing poisonous chemicals! The Action! The Horror! The Tension!
The Maps will be unparralleled! The gameplay revoloutionary!
And if you want to go any further back, I am afraid to regret to you that
Hydrogen Orchestra: Heroes of Starigrad and
Comet Orchestra: Heroes of Asteriod-Grad are sadly beyond my comprehension