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"It is by faith that poetry, as well as devotion, soars above this dull earth;
that imagination breaks through its clouds, breathes a purer air, and lives in a softer light."
~ Henry Giles
that imagination breaks through its clouds, breathes a purer air, and lives in a softer light."
~ Henry Giles
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"So you think that I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you but let me tell you something:
Every morning when I wake up I know its not gonna get any better untill I go back to sleep again. So I get up, eat my watered down tang and still frozen poptart, get in my car with no more upholstery, no more gas and six more payments, to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you.
I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag over my head.
But I'm not a loser. Because despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be who he wanted to be, are still out there being who we don't want to be 40 hours a week for life. And the fact I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
YouTube - Al Bundy is a WINNER
Al Bundy is God
Every morning when I wake up I know its not gonna get any better untill I go back to sleep again. So I get up, eat my watered down tang and still frozen poptart, get in my car with no more upholstery, no more gas and six more payments, to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you.
I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag over my head.
But I'm not a loser. Because despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be who he wanted to be, are still out there being who we don't want to be 40 hours a week for life. And the fact I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
YouTube - Al Bundy is a WINNER
Al Bundy is God
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To live fully, one must be free, but to be free one must give up security. Therefore, to live one must be ready to die. How's that for a paradox?
-- Tom Robbins
-- Tom Robbins
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“Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. Videos of sneezing pandas and narcoleptic cats see to that.”
- http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/famous-opening-lines-from-novels-updated-for-the-modern-age
- http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/famous-opening-lines-from-novels-updated-for-the-modern-age
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Don't tie your sandals in the melon patch, or adjust your hat under the plum tree, for the owner will accuse you of stealing. - Chinese proverb.
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"The enemy of my enemy, is my enemy's enemy."
-Doug Tzu, Sun Tzu's less enlightened brother
-Doug Tzu, Sun Tzu's less enlightened brother
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The more you map out your life, the less you can watch it unfold in front of you.
-- Andrea Wittmer
-- Andrea Wittmer
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