Quote of the day

[SiC-Disaster]

"Fire seldom, but accurately. Thrust the bayonet with force. The bullet misses, the bayonet doesn't. The bullet's an idiot, the bayonet's a fine chap. Stab once and throw the Turk off the bayonet. Bayonet another, bayonet a third. A real warrior will bayonet half a dozen and more. Keep a bullet in the barrel. If three should run at you bayonet the first, shoot the second and lay the third out with your bayonet. This isn't common, but you haven't time to reload." - General Alexander Suvorov

 

[Vintage]

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."

~Bob Dylan

 

[<animal>INSTINCT]

What the #$@%!!!!! Someone smashed the window of my jeep and took my GPS!!!

~<animal>INSTINCT (last night, coming from an unsuccessful night with a female friend)

 

[mamoo]

What the #$@%!!!!! Someone smashed the window of my jeep and took my GPS!!!

~<animal>INSTINCT (last night, coming from an unsuccessful night with a female friend)

Sounds like a good night out!

 

[Tomcat_ha]

yeah self quoting, that is not how it works here

 

[<animal>INSTINCT]

yeah self quoting, that is not how it works here
-Tomcat_ha

Fixed...sorry I couldn't resist

But just for good measure...
If a person is bothering you, politely ask them to stop...If they continue to bother you, ask them again...If they still continue to bother you...Destroy Them!
- Tenant of The Black Bible

 

[Shepherd]

End of line.

- Stanley Woo

 

[CandleJack]

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

-Albert Einstein.

 

[<animal>INSTINCT]

"God is dead"
~Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"
~God

 

[Blimey]

Sl

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"May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows your dead.
May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live".


~ Irish Toast

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"GET UP YOU SON OF A *****! CUZ MICKEY LOVES YA!"
If i have to explain this to anyone, shame on you!

 

[Blimey]

"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."

~ Mark Twain

 

[Blimey]

"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha."

~ Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

 

[Shepherd]

Dey jus' came apart in me hands!

- Brikkfist

 

[NoxNoctum]

"Do not put your trust in princes,
in mortal men, who cannot save.
When their spirit departs, they return to the ground;
on that very day their plans come to nothing."
-David

Especially relevant these days I feel...

 

[NoxNoctum]

"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."

~ Mark Twain

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS QUOTE SO BADLY!

 

[NoxNoctum]

"God is dead"
~Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"
~God

Wow. Priceless.

 

[Blimey]

"He is a fool that practises truth without knowing the difference between truth and falsehood."

~ Krishna to Arjuna
[The Book of Karna] The Mahabharata

 

[Blimey]

"Fish and visitors smell in three days."

~ Benjamin Franklin

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"...the sea's only gifts are harsh blows and, occasionally, the chance to feel strong. Now, I don't know much about the sea, but I do know that that's the way it is here. And I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once, to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing blind, deaf stone alone, with nothing to help you but your own hands and your own head..."