Quote of the day

[Moyako]

'Who's the fellow that owns this ****hole?'

-Clint Eastwood

One of the best movies I've ever seen.

 

[Blockbot]

well, this is more than a bad joke but anythings. but we where talking about ford. and then I suddenly just said:

"You can't afford!"

 

[SiC-Disaster]

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever." -Brian Wilson

 

[Siechtum]

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
-Renton

 

[Shadrach]

"You don't need karmic retribution if you've got good ammunition."
- Kimya Dawson

 

[Bluehawk]

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Police radio: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me or is rap getting lazier?

Family Guy

 

[Shadrach]

The girl on the train wasn't giving me the eye
She was just wary I'd steal her bags

- James Yorkston; "6:30 is just way too early"

 

[Pagan]

"The curve is more powerfull than the sword".
"I speak two languages, Body and English".

Mae West

 

[fiftyone]

"The curve is more powerfull than the sword".
"I speak two languages, Body and English".

Mae West

Thats a gooden....

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"The mind is it's own place and in itself can make Heaven of Hell, Hell of Heaven."

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Aaaaargh! Apostrophe crime alert!!! woop! woop!

 

[Fedorov]

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23:19-20&version=NIV

 

[dogbadger]

sounds like a game girl

 

[Shadrach]

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor (http://www.jargon.net/jargonfile/h/HanlonsRazor.html)

Talking of Bible passages this is a good 'un:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=genesis 19:30-19:38&version=NLV

 

[Fedorov]

"The dislike bar is like Lady Gaga's penis: Small, but shouldn't be there at all"
- Random youtube comment.

 

[Blockbot]

- How can you use so much time changing ur clothings?
- well, I like to see the other change to their uniform first.

at work

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"The difficulty in breaking down the walls of hitchhiking repression lies in this common cultural idea that all hitchhikers are homeless vagabonds, and in the assumption that there is something wrong with that..."
-- Charles Meek, quoted in "The Hitchhikers," 1972

 

[Grabbed_by_the_Spetsnaz]

[url]http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23%3A19-20&version=NIV[/URL]

Which region uses the new International version?

Everyone I know uses king James version

 

[Fedorov]

Which region uses the new International version?

Everyone I know uses king James version

I don't know about versions of the bible, I'm an atheist.
I just came across that quote by chance and found it hilarious considering the source.