Corrupt a wish thread

[[5.SS]Strother]

I wish that people woud stop making music that ****s and that Jessica Alba would blow me

Everyone makes good music and thusly all music is mediocre, then Jessica Alba blows you and you inflate like a cartoon character and explode

I wish I had a never ending cup of cold beer.

 

[spraduke]

Due to the glass never emptying you get soricous (sp?) of the liver and die from massive alcohol consumption.

I wish that my ISP would sort my ping out so i can play with less than 100 ping at night!

 

[Mr._Kong]

but then your ping would go into the negatives and you would be transported into the future where aliens put an awl in your ass.


I wish the crosshair kid would post cool threads instead of crappy ones!

 

[snakedude24]

If he posted cool threads, no one would talk to you anymore.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Wolfstuka]

Too bad the pony was suicidal and threw you and itself off a cliff as you road it up a winding trail in the mountains.

I wish that xbox360 had better games than it does now.

 

[Maus]

If he posted cool threads, no one would talk to you anymore.

I wish I had a pony.

You receive the pony but are promptly kicked in the face and eaten by it.


I wish I had some weed.

 

[Wolfstuka]

The weed was laced with extacy you pass out from overdose, **** and piss all over your new carpet and then are raped to death by Snakedude 24's pony.

free turn for anyobody

 

[Ruprecht13]

Your free turn offer is taken up by twenty-seven burly men who think you're cute.

I wish I had eleven toes.

 

[Silky_Slim]

Your free turn offer is taken up by twenty-seven burly men who think you're cute.

I wish I had eleven toes.

One gets choped off in a horrible breakdancing accident.

I wish jesus is my smoking buddy.

 

[BicycleRepairMan]

I wish my girlfriend was hotter!

she reads this thread,then gets hotter

 

[Sayton]

One gets choped off in a horrible breakdancing accident.

I wish jesus is my smoking buddy.

He is, but he's also burning so he dies. And God sends you to hell for making the wish.

I wish the next person to post doesn't corrupt my wish.

 

[Coey]

Too late.

I wish RO would be the best game in the world ever

 

[Lizardhands]

RO is the best game in the world ever, so everyone plays it and all the servers are constantly full of total idiots.

Due to the glass never emptying you get soricous (sp?) of the liver and die from massive alcohol consumption.

Cirrhosis.


I wish people would cooperate for the common good instead of pursuing greedy, selfish goals.

 

[Sayton]

I wish people would cooperate for the common good instead of pursuing greedy, selfish goals.

People push for a comon good but they are misguided by an evil emperor and are really pushing for the emperors greedy, selfish goals.


I wish the next person DOES corrupt my wish!

 

[all_purpose_box]

sry im not gonna corrupt your wish,

anyway, i wish i could shoot spagehtii out of my fingers

...........wait a sec, you dont have a wish

 

[Bullitt]

that would be lame

 

[snakedude24]

Bullit, you are a dick. Leave.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Bullit, you are a dick. Leave.

Sry - Was that "I wish Bullitt....."?

 

[Kurtz]

Bullit, you are a dick. Leave.

Bullit is a dick, but he is attached to an incredibly fat man and never see the light of day.

I wish I didn't have two exams today.

 

[Mr._Kong]

You dont, you have 3.

I wish the american clans were more active.