Granted. Your cat implodes and a polar bear appears which then goes on to walk on your keyboard.
I wish Pikey could find the thread.
I wish Pikey could find the thread.
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Corrupt a wish thread
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A Dodge Caravan....... I don't need to corrupt this one.
I wish my cat didn't explode, ever.
I wish my cat didn't explode, ever.
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Your cat explodes. All over whatever you hold precious in your home.
I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Granted, but that fish was the next Hitler, so you doomed the world by not killing it.
I wish I could meet Bullitt in real life and strangle him.
I wish I could meet Bullitt in real life and strangle him.
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hmm... we do meet and unfotunatly you get you ass kicked by a guy with leather pants
I wish people didn't take the inernets seriously
I wish people didn't take the inernets seriously
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While you try to ha you actually damage your lungs severly so for the rest of your life you will be in lung pain.
I wish bullit would recongize that his epenis may be more than 12 feet long but that it has grown the other way round.
I wish bullit would recongize that his epenis may be more than 12 feet long but that it has grown the other way round.
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Granted. But halfway to the the moon you get scked into an unpredictable blackhole and youre zoomed off to the planet of the apes.
I wish people would stop spamming the thread.
I wish people would stop spamming the thread.
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Granted, but then we run out of food (get it? SPAM? huh? nothing? okay.)
I wish Jenova would shut up about my girlfriend.
I wish Jenova would shut up about my girlfriend.
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Wolfstuka then gets lynched by a mob of angry RO forum members for keeping on ruining the thread.
I wish my cat wasn't so fat ( rhymes ahahahahah.....ha. I'll stop it.)
I wish my cat wasn't so fat ( rhymes ahahahahah.....ha. I'll stop it.)
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You cat loses its fat because you turn into a fat hole, a black hole for fatness. All fat is drawn to you and you grow fatter and fatter for ever.
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Granted, but it falls off in Wolfstuka's hand, and he stuffs it in your ear for retribution.
I wish I had a 24" monitor. On my laptop.
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You will have a 24 inch on your laptop but its resolution will be 10x10
I want some chocolate of the real kind not from the factory which production line ends at the anus.
I want some chocolate of the real kind not from the factory which production line ends at the anus.
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You get your real chocolate, but it is the unsweetened baking kind. The bitter taste makes you chunk.
I wish the Mods would stop locking all the good threads around here, the Off-Topic is becoming as boring as the old General Discussion...
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I like bitter unsweetend chocolate actually, so you fail.
Mods will stop locking all the good threads but you will not make it to that period because you will be banned for a random reason.
Mods will stop locking all the good threads but you will not make it to that period because you will be banned for a random reason.
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[offtopic]
They locked me out of the baby-punching thread right in the middle of a witty retort. Poop.
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Tomcat dies. The end.
They locked me out of the baby-punching thread right in the middle of a witty retort. Poop.
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Tomcat dies. The end.
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