Corrupt a wish thread

[qwe1234]

heres how this works a person makes a wish and another corrupts it then the one who corrupted the other wish makes a wish. then the next person corrupts their wish and makes a wish and so on
example:
person1:i wish i was rich
person2:granted, but you will get shot and killed the next day

heres my wish
i wish i had a nice ass car

 

[Tak]

Your nice ass car will continually smell like rotten eggs, no matter what you do.

I wish I had a t34!
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[Moz]

Your nice ass car will continually smell like rotten eggs, no matter what you do.

I wish I had a t34!
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You t34 would come alive and post a crappy thread like this one.

I wish I didn't post in this thread.

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

I wish I didn't post in this thread.

Then all of our lives would be meaningless.

I wish I could go into outer space.

 

[Oldih]

I wish I could go into outer space.

After being few weeks in space you manage to find some weird looking egg in your WC and soon you find out there is a facehugger in the ship.


I wish I could control the nature by speaking latin

 

[Rossa]

I wish I could control the nature by speaking latin

You'll be pwnd by huns...

I wish I had a solid gold castle!

 

[SheepDip]

I wish I had a solid gold castle!

Your solid gold castle is invaded by homies who want your gold for their grills.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

 

[Nestor Makhno]

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

You stay at home and your house burns down.

I wish I wuz in Dixie!!!

 

[snakedude24]

Yeah, Dixie is nice until your children start breeding together....


I wish my girlfriend didn't mysteriously turn into a screaming monkey every 28 days....

 

[SheepDip]

I wish my girlfriend didn't mysteriously turn into a screaming monkey every 28 days....

Instead of turning into a monkey, she turns into a very large dragon, and eats you.

I wish I had a large plate of chips (the British kind...)
(sorry, I wanted to go again)

 

[Nestor Makhno]

I wish I had a large plate of chips (the British kind...)
(sorry, I wanted to go again)

Someone takes the phrase, "To piss on your chips" literally.

I wish I could install ROEd on my work computer.

 

[Archeoptrix]

I wish I could install ROEd on my work computer.

You install it only to find it's a trojan.

I wish I had invented the phrase: "It's clobbering time!"

 

[Tak]

The phrase would never have taken off, and you'd have been beaten up for it in high school.

I wish I had a good pizza and beer right about now.​

 

[Bullitt]

this is stupid...

I mean, I wish this was less stupid... but its not

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Thread killer!!!

 

[BuddyLee]

this is stupid...

I mean, I wish this was less stupid... but its not

This thread eventually leads to a Nobel Prize in English Literature, but no one here can understand the fop who posts his masterpiece, and being full of youthful angst like all English Majors, he passes on from a drug overdose like Jim Morrison in the bathtub.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[spraduke]

With your unlimited wishes you accidently, in a moment of frustration, wish you were dead and it is granted!

I wish my girlfriend was hotter!

 

[PermenentMarker]

With your unlimited wishes you accidently, in a moment of frustration, wish you were dead and it is granted!

I wish my girlfriend was hotter!

She gets much hotter... then leaves you for another man..

I wish I had a spare 1300$ to buy myself a nice dual core 939pin A64-3800 with 2 gigs ram..... and all the goodies.

 

[REZ]

After dating for a month... you find out why her ex calls her Mrs. Microwave. GO SEE THE DOCTOR! (a cookie for that reference )


I wish I had a 750ml Duval right now ...mmm

EDIT = ohhhhh too late! on you Perm.

 

[snakedude24]

Yeah, but you get liquid poisoning.

I wish my girlfriend would give me back rubs after 5 consecutive hours of RO, and also understand that "the PPsH is so much better than (fill in the blank)." Right now she just nods blankly.