You know you play too much KF...

[YFGHNG]

Lol. You know you play too much KF when...

you wake up and think there's something wrong because you didn't spawn with the 9 mm and a combat knife.

when you see some big dude with a hairy chest and glasses, you thiink, "Patriarch."

when you hop, not step back, from someone vomiting because it'll damage you over time.

 

[waccracker]

When you yell "LOADSAMONEYYYYY" at the ATM every time you take out some dosh.

Excellent.

I was running late for class, and didn't want the Prof's already-poor opinion of me to deteriorate, so I switched out my knife and lo and behold, that actually increased everyone else's movement speed.

FTFY.

 

[acolyte_to_jippity]

when you begin to wish you had some of whatever the patriach is injecting

(ugh, ****ty day)

 

[YoYoBatty]

when you think you can jump off a building and simply heal your injuries by injecting a dirty used medical syringe into your arm...

 

[CandleJack]

You know you play too much KF when you go to America and think, "did i just walk into a Bloated server?"

And when you think the HC's recoil is realistic. And that it's a viable weapon for sniping.

I know it is

 

[Olivier]

You know you play too much KF when you go to America and think, "did i just walk into a Bloated server?"

And when you think the HC's recoil is realistic. And that it's a viable weapon for sniping.

I know it is

That's getting into my top3

 

[OHsnapcojax]

chest penis xDDDDD

Hahaha I heard someone say that last night.

 

[CandleJack]

Why thank you kind sir

And you know you play EBR spammer too much when you think being a KF is acceptable.

Wait wat.

 

[Olivier]

You know you play too much KF when you know which zed have piercings on his nipple.

 

[No Glory]

You know you play too much KF when you look around for a grenade when you see a large crowd of bald ppl.

 

[Badbloody]

... When you think that the Patriarch is the Tiers2 from Gordon Freeman ...
( Similar face / hair's colors and he gain the ability to speak ! )

... When you call the Xbox ... the Xbow . ( sad but true =/ )

... When you step on a Spider and you imagine that he say "I hate .. you" . Damn Crawlers T.T

 

[YFGHNG]

...When you're still on the forums, not studying for a bio midterm you have tomorrow...so screwed...

 

[CandleJack]

...When you have a Level 6 Medic (i do) and you can actually use it.

Not really a joke, more of a statement.

 

[Undedd Jester]

...When you have a Level 6 Medic (i do) and you can actually use it.

When you have a Level 6 Firebug (I do) and can actually use it

 

[mamoo]

...When you shout "Reminds me of a bunch o' PIKIES!!!" in the street. (Not recommended)

...When you pick up a hatchet and say "Come on then if you think yer 'ard enough!"

...When you sit down and go "Remember the bleedin' alamo?"

 

[Fedorov]

When you are watching a movie and you start calling "waaaaaankeeeerrrsss" at the bad guys (and sometimes at the good guys too)...

Yes, I do that a lot.

 

[mamoo]

When you are watching a movie and you start calling "waaaaaankeeeerrrsss" at the bad guys (and sometimes at the good guys too)...

Yes, I do that a lot.

When you are watching a movie and you shout "You gormless tosser!" when someone cocks up.

 

[Undedd Jester]

When you are watching a movie and you shout "You gormless tosser!" when someone cocks up.

When your watching a movie and you shout "Who do you think you are, bleeding Action Man?"

 

[Olivier]

When your watching a movie and you shout "You're ruining everything!" When a bad actor is appearing!!!

 

[C_Gibby]

You ask people you meet for their perk levels....

I almost did this once....... It was pretty much "What's your p- ...umm...."