You know you play too much KF...

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driftwood

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jun 9, 2009
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Gold Coast, Qld, Australia
You go the pub with friends - the first time in months. You drain your glass... the jug of beer is there on the table. You reach for it and exclaim so all can hear - "cover me, I'm reloading!"
 

DarkLiberator

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 21, 2009
110
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I was buying drinks from a supermarket, and I said to the cashier "money, money, money."

I'm saying dosh instead of dollars too lol.
 

SMIFF

FNG / Fresh Meat
Sep 19, 2009
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804
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When you think your knife has a better chance of cutting down a tree than your chainsaw.
 

SMIFF

FNG / Fresh Meat
Sep 19, 2009
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804
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When you go into ZED time after you cut your sandwich in half.
 

HaTeMe

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 20, 2009
2,688
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Behind You!
But then he saw that you were poorly armed and killed you with his chest penis?

When you think your knife has a better chance of cutting down a tree than your chainsaw.

When you go into ZED time after you cut your sandwich in half.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Jesus xD

You've played too much KF when you think you can shoot your little brother with a rocket launcher without hurting him.

I hope the next update does something about the chainsaw and the LAW ><
 

SMIFF

FNG / Fresh Meat
Sep 19, 2009
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804
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When you leave money lying around for a while, and it dissapears. You assume that its because it spiral'd and evaporated into the ground.
 

RickiusMaximus

FNG / Fresh Meat
Aug 13, 2007
6
0
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You know you've been playing too much KF when...


...you walk into a room and immediately check how many entrances there are.


...you see a bodybuilder and scream "FP!" before hiding behind your mates.


...every time you see someone crouching down you shout "HE'S TRYING TO HEAL" and attack him with everything you've got.


...you only drink in pubs that have two entrances and easy access to the stairs.
 

Riviet

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jan 5, 2010
43
1
0
Australia
When you're asking someone to lend you money and you start jumping up and down.

When you want to visit West London.
 

YoYoBatty

FNG / Fresh Meat
Dec 17, 2009
3,468
2,503
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Canada
You know you played to much Killing Floor when you take out a welder and try to weld a wooden door to lock yourself in your room.
 

Zedocide

FNG / Fresh Meat
Oct 20, 2009
18
1
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When a physician goes to give you a shot and can't because your health is full.
 

brick_top1982

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jun 12, 2009
656
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when you think running around the kitchen with a butter knife in hand will make you do clean faster.
 

Kimba

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jan 10, 2010
4
1
0
You know you've played KF to much when:

You end up in an accident and gets asked "Are you okey?" and answear "Give me drugs NOW!"

When you are playing <insert random zombie killing game> and wondering what mutator the server is runing.

When you hear a child cry in the shop and try to keep a distance to not blow your ears up.

When someone hugs you and you instantly starts to jump to get out of the grip
 
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