Killing Floor Jokes
- Thread starter Riviet
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A joke hmm? How about: "Why did the Fleshpound cross the road?"
"To fist rape DJ Skully in the face."
PROBLEM, NATH?
"To fist rape DJ Skully in the face."
I'm totally the highest level troll then
PROBLEM, NATH?
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OF COURSE! I have my very own Coolface in my sig since the beginning of time
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It's a two-parter, like Commando:
-Number of Users baited into replying
-Number of Trolling Posts
Thus even the most unskilled troll, if he posts enough, will level up a few levels. But to be a truly high-level one, you must enrage your enemies!
Also...
Level 6 Moderator
+100% Damage with Banhammer/Warning Gun
+50% Speed with Banhammer/Warning Gun
+100% Damage to Trolls
+50% Speed in catching troll posts
+50% Move-Between-Topics Speed
+30% Argument-ending speed
+100% Flame resistance
+Hand Grenades become "5-day Suspension Grenades"
+80% Discount on Thread Locks, Warning Gun, and Banhammer
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So a clot, and gorefest and a FP walk into a Bar.
You would have thought one of them would have ducked.
You would have thought one of them would have ducked.
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What do you call a specimen that has had a heart attack?
A clot.
Level 6 KF Player
60% more time to play KF
60% discount on KF DLC
60% faster loading times
Immune to Left 4 Dead 2
Up to 4 KF session extensions
A clot.
Level 6 KF Player
60% more time to play KF
60% discount on KF DLC
60% faster loading times
Immune to Left 4 Dead 2
Up to 4 KF session extensions
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Level 6 Patriarch
Able to fly and go through walls and doors.
Able to destroy/blow up all grenades and pipebombs in a map.
60% greator chance of raping a player
100% increase in patriarchness
Can cause players to freeze for 10 seconds.
Able to hax and use cheats without typing in "Enablecheats" in the console.
Able to hax and use cheats on a multiplayer server.
Able to steal all your perks and reset them to zero.
Able to take all your weapons and use them against you.
Pretty badass if you ask me!
Able to fly and go through walls and doors.
Able to destroy/blow up all grenades and pipebombs in a map.
60% greator chance of raping a player
100% increase in patriarchness
Can cause players to freeze for 10 seconds.
Able to hax and use cheats without typing in "Enablecheats" in the console.
Able to hax and use cheats on a multiplayer server.
Able to steal all your perks and reset them to zero.
Able to take all your weapons and use them against you.
Pretty badass if you ask me!
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Well for this one I heard right now in Killingfloor.
Wave 9 of 10 on a hard server.
Spektor: I'm going for ammo, tell Mommy I love her.
and off he goes into the forest, alone.
Wave 9 of 10 on a hard server.
Spektor: I'm going for ammo, tell Mommy I love her.
and off he goes into the forest, alone.
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![[TW]Wilsonam](/data/avatars/s/0/10.jpg?1568638684){kind=avatar}
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