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I was viewing a thread yesterday, when it struck me: while other genres, games, movies, ect. have epic kind of "crossovers" (where 2 of said items are mixed for hilarious or epic results) made by fans, KF seems oddly lacking from what Ive seen. So why not make some?

I'm not talking about drawing fancy pictures or making videos necessarly.

Sometimes it can be just plain writing and imagination. For example: the pokemon theme song KF-ized:

I wanna be the veeeery best!
Like no-one ever waaaas!
To gib zeds is my real test,
to level up is my caaauuuuuse!

I'll commando across the land,
SCARing far and wide
These giblets to undertand
the power thats inside!
Killing Floor gotta gib 'em all
Its you and me
I know its my destiny
Oh, your my best friend,
In a world we must defend

Killing Floor gotta gib 'em all
So true!
Our Chainsaw will pull us through
And you'll heal me and I'll heal you
Killing Floor! Gotta gib 'em all

By CGibby, Sammers, and Timur



So lets see the best that we can come up with! Prepare to parody!

Also, anything I might have missed on my searches, feel free to post:D
 
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My first attempt to turn my favourite song into a Killing Floor parody.

Eminem - Not Afraid (Patriarch version) Lyrics:

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Yeah, It's been a while...
I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one
Now some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
What you think, I'm doing this for me, so f*ck the world
Feed it leads, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me
I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your body
No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he
From government projects down to the last specimen experimentation it's still **** and
Whether i'm on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he ****'s his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a f*ck you for christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge
To pull my rocket from the arm and f*ck the whole world


I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Ok quit playin' with the guns and ****, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to scream these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was the elite, you lied through your teeth
For that f*ck your feelings, instead of getting crowned you're getting owned
And to mt children, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last 6-man squad was "meh"
Perhaps I blast them down into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, "One in a pipe!"
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too late to back down
But I think I'm still trying to figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This f*cking black cloud's still follow's me around
But it's time to exercise these humans
These motherf*ckers are doing jumping jacks now!

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, Imma face my fate
I'm manning up, Imma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now

It was my decision to get violent, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realise what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibility's as a father (patriarch)
So I solemnly swear to always treat this zeds like my children and raise it
You couldn't lift a single shingle lonely
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the slaughter
Put a ??? and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the minigun, I shoot for the pleasure
But I'm too busy gazing at corpse, I feel amazing and satisfy

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road
 
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We might as well start going into memes and image macros and whatever you call them. :D

(and yes this was made in MS paint. :( )

PS: NEDM = NEKFM. Not Even Doom Music = Not Even Killing Floor Music.
 
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9_6 said:
"oddly lacking"?
Did you see that funny kf videos thread?
Every single last one of those was a crossover with something.
Click to expand...

I made the KF Funny vids thread. Sorry for the misunderstanding, what I meant as a 'crossover' was imitating another thing as KF. Kinda like the songs and the 'KFScout' video.

Happy trails:D

PS/EDIT: Great job UK1t4k3! KF-izing songs is always great!
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PSS: How did I do that?
 
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They see flamethrowers, they hatin', saying firebug ain't useful on suicidal.

Cause they see me spittin' fire!

Cause they see me spittin' fire!

Cause they see me spittin' fire, cause they see me spittin' fire!

I wanna roll with, the Sharpies, but they tell me that I'm a waste of a player slot.

And they see me spittin' fire!

And they see me spittin' fire!

And they see me spittin' fire, and they see me spittin' fire!
 
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Salad Snake said:
They see flamethrowers, they hatin', saying firebug ain't useful on suicidal.

Cause they see me spittin' fire!

Cause they see me spittin' fire!

Cause they see me spittin' fire, cause they see me spittin' fire!

I wanna roll with, the Sharpies, but they me that I'm a waste of a player slot.

And they see me spittin' fire!

And they see me spittin' fire!

And they see me spittin' fire, Oh wait i just got votekicked!
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my personal touch :p
 
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I had the idea of doing a KF version of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor", here's what I came up with:
(if you want to check out the timing and stuff, search youtube for "Drunken Sailer -Irish Rovers" -yes, it is misspelled there)


What shall we do with a raging Fleshpound,
what shall we do with a raging Fleshpound,
what shall we do with a raging Fleshpound,
early in wave seven.

Shoot his head off with a well-aimed crossbow,
shoot his head off with a well-aimed crossbow,
shoot his head off with a well-aimed crossbow,
early in wave seven.

Blow his limbs off with the huntin shotgun,
blow his limbs off with the huntin shotgun,
blow his limbs off with the huntin shotgun,
early in wave seven.

Let him step on a pile of pipebombs,
let him step on a pile of pipebombs,
let him step on a pile of pipebombs,
early in wave seven.

Blow him up with a load of grenades,
blow him up with a load of grenades,
blow him up with a load of grenades,
ealy in wave seven.

Watch as he's killing our berserker,
watch as he's killing our berserker,
watch as he's killing our berserker,
early in wave seven.



So far I haven't come up with a substitute for "way-hay and up she rises", but as long as I don't get paid, nobody can feel ripped off I guess :D
 
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