Corrupt a wish thread

[snakedude24]

If American clans were more active, [=KAS=] would have more recruits, which would mean we would have more people to kick {CoreNA}'s collective ass with.



I wish I could kick a plate-glass window just to see the destruction.


P.S. - Does anyone like my siggy?

 

[Wolfstuka]

You do kick a plate glass window but the top part falls down like a guillotine and chops off your leg and you bleed to death.


I wish people realized that bullit might be a dick but he probably says those things as a form of humor and I find it funny.

 

[BuddyLee]

Your wish is granted and poof Bullitt is magically tranzmogrified into a giant cock... that talks. He becomes the largest highest paid pr0nstAr ever, and later Hosts FOX Television's First Late Nite Show that promptly Crushes Leno and Letterman.

I wish I could make people I don't likes head explode(with My MIND) like in teh 80's Movie Scanners.

 

[Nimsky]

Your wish is granted and poof Bullitt is magically tranzmogrified into a giant cock... that talks. He becomes the largest highest paid pr0nstAr ever, and later Hosts FOX Television's First Late Nite Show that promptly Crushes Leno and Letterman.

I wish I could make people I don't likes head explode(with My MIND) like in teh 80's Movie Scanners.

Your wish is granted but you end up drowning in everybody's blood and brains. Suits you well.

I wish I could play anything I want on my guitar.

 

[Fu. Svedberg]

I wish I could play anything I want on my guitar.

When your wish is granted you become deaf.

I wish I was dead

 

[Lizardhands]

You die and it turns out the Christians were right and you burn in Hell for eternity.


I wish Margaret Thatcher would hurry up and die so we can all party.

 

[snakedude24]

She dies and immediately comes back to haunt you...... naked.



I wish I had had the foresight to buy Windows stock.

 

[User Name]

She dies and immediately comes back to haunt you...... naked.



I wish I had had the foresight to buy Windows stock.

You do, but nobody else does, and Macs take over the world.

I wish there were no political parties.

 

[Bullitt]

and then mass chaos envelops the world and the entire prison population of the world escapes and runs a train on you

I wish that wishes like this actually did anything

*and I only act like a tool because I find it to be funny (so does kong and assorted others no doubt) it is not real... I'm sorry if I hurt anyones efeelings with my huge epenis

 

[Makhno [Anarchist]]

And then they suddenly did - your epenis DID become huge ...while you were riding a bus ...with your mom!!!!

I wish there is an anarcho-space-civilization somewhere out there in the universe and some day they will come and rescue us from our misery.

 

[Fu. Svedberg]

I wish there is an anarcho-space-civilization somewhere out there in the universe and some day they will come and rescue us from our misery.

And it turns out that they rescued us from our misery but put us in even worse misery as their slaves.


I wish Bullitt could stop poking me in the ass with his huge epenis

 

[snakedude24]

He does, but you begin to miss the satisfaction, and eventually kill yourself for letting a great thing go by.


I wish my laptop didn't burn my legs after a while.

 

[Ruprecht13]

He does, but you begin to miss the satisfaction, and eventually kill yourself for letting a great thing go by.


I wish my laptop didn't burn my legs after a while.

Your laptop does stop burning your legs, but only after they have been burned away completely.

I wish Mike&Ikes were made of bits of actual people named Mike & Ike.

 

[snakedude24]

Granted - but the little people scream every time you take a bite, leading you to commit suicide from mental anguish.


I wish I wasn't stuck inside writing this.

 

[PermenentMarker]

Granted - but the little people scream every time you take a bite, leading you to commit suicide from mental anguish.


I wish I wasn't stuck inside writing this.

You managed to get a date, you get out of the house, meet her all goes very well, she is an easy girl, she brings you home... only for you to realize that ITS A MAAAAN !!!!!


I wish that I will Turbocharge my hyundai elantra

 

[Bullitt]

I grant that wish... sleeper FTW

I wish I was rich... filthy rich

 

[PUTZ]

But all the money will go into bad hairdoos and ****ty cars.

I don't wish anything because it will just be corrupted.

 

[User Name]

I grant that wish... sleeper FTW

I wish I was rich... filthy rich

You strike oil in your back yard, only to drown in it.

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

 

[Makhno [Anarchist]]

You finally did ...and forgot it.

I wish my parents didn't sell that PONG console

 

[Fu. Svedberg]

I wish my parents didn't sell that PONG console

They didn't but instead of having sexual intercourse and creating you they played pong and you where never born.

I wish I was the most corrupt person in the world