The Ostfront CYOA Game!
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B wins
You silently lay the FG-42 down and pull out your P.38 as you creep next to the lazy Tommy. He seems totally absorbed with removing the stones from his boots and doesn't notice you stand up next to him, your P.38 pointed directly at his head. "Alright, chum?" you say, he looks around quickly and seems quite shocked to find you there. He looks at the barrel of your pistol, then at your face, back at the pistol, and his shoulders sag. "For me the war is over?" he mumbles dejectedly. You grin at him and nod as you pick up his Enfield rifle and swing it over you shoulder. "For you the war is over. Empty your pockets" you tell him. He slowly complies with your orders. You turn towards the orchard and give the all clear signal to the Fallschirmjagers amongst the trees. A few seconds later a group of 30 FJs cautiously exit the Orchard with raised weapons, but they quickly drop them when they realise you're their platoon sergeant. Corporal Krueger walks up to the prisoner and collects his things, handing a worn picture of a woman, a watch, and a half-full packet of Lucky Strikes back to him. "We lost two men back in the Orchard, snapped their necks when they hit the trees" Krueger says as he hands you two half identification discs. "Everyone else is fine".
"Get the men into fighting positions. Take the quietest man here with you and scout out the road" you point to the south, "There's another Tommy down there and I want him alive" You nod at Krueger and turn your attention back to the prisoner. You kneel down next to him and take out your canteen full of schnapps, your map and a pencil. You lay the map down in front of the Tommy and hand him the pencil. "Show me where your battalion's HQ is located". He looks at you and throws the pencil down.
What do you do?
A. Interrogate him properly (don't harm him, slow, not a good chance of getting the information)
B. Interrogate him quickly (don't harm him, just threaten)
C. Interrogate him with the help of schnapps (anything could happen)
D. Start breaking fingers
E. Use your secret weapon...
You silently lay the FG-42 down and pull out your P.38 as you creep next to the lazy Tommy. He seems totally absorbed with removing the stones from his boots and doesn't notice you stand up next to him, your P.38 pointed directly at his head. "Alright, chum?" you say, he looks around quickly and seems quite shocked to find you there. He looks at the barrel of your pistol, then at your face, back at the pistol, and his shoulders sag. "For me the war is over?" he mumbles dejectedly. You grin at him and nod as you pick up his Enfield rifle and swing it over you shoulder. "For you the war is over. Empty your pockets" you tell him. He slowly complies with your orders. You turn towards the orchard and give the all clear signal to the Fallschirmjagers amongst the trees. A few seconds later a group of 30 FJs cautiously exit the Orchard with raised weapons, but they quickly drop them when they realise you're their platoon sergeant. Corporal Krueger walks up to the prisoner and collects his things, handing a worn picture of a woman, a watch, and a half-full packet of Lucky Strikes back to him. "We lost two men back in the Orchard, snapped their necks when they hit the trees" Krueger says as he hands you two half identification discs. "Everyone else is fine".
"Get the men into fighting positions. Take the quietest man here with you and scout out the road" you point to the south, "There's another Tommy down there and I want him alive" You nod at Krueger and turn your attention back to the prisoner. You kneel down next to him and take out your canteen full of schnapps, your map and a pencil. You lay the map down in front of the Tommy and hand him the pencil. "Show me where your battalion's HQ is located". He looks at you and throws the pencil down.
What do you do?
A. Interrogate him properly (don't harm him, slow, not a good chance of getting the information)
B. Interrogate him quickly (don't harm him, just threaten)
C. Interrogate him with the help of schnapps (anything could happen)
D. Start breaking fingers
E. Use your secret weapon...
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E wins!
You reach inside your uniform jacket and a look of fear crosses the Tommy's face, which is quickly replaced by a look of confusion as you produce the Kitteh. The Kitteh gives a little yawn as it takes in it's surroundings. The Tommy reaches out to scratch the Kitteh, but as he does so the Kitteh turns it's head and the poor Tommy is caught in it's super cute gaze. You know the feeling well, it feels like your brain is melting through your eyeballs. It is impossible to resist. The Tommy starts mumbling gibberish to himself about Cheeseburgers and invisible dog bones. You wait a full minute as the Kitteh gets to work on his mind. He increasingly starts to speak gibberish, mainly about hot man love, with occasional screams of DO NOT WANT. After a few more minutes of this the Tommy goes all quiet.
"Show me where battalion HQ is" you ask as you push the map and pencil towards him. The Tommy begins to draw out while you take out a little saucer and fill it up with milk and give it to the Kitteh, who looks sleepy again. You catch a glimpse of your men on the other side of the road, who obviously have no idea what has just happened. The Tommy drops the pencil and starts mumbling to himself again. You take a look at the map and find he has drawn what looks like a very detailed diagram of their HQ, along with quite a few crude drawings of buckets. At this point Krueger arrives with the other Tommy in tow, looking quite dejected. You place them both under the watch of a wounded FJ. What do you do now?
A.Head south towards the British Battalion HQ
B.Head north to try and regroup with the rest of the FJs
C.Stay put
You reach inside your uniform jacket and a look of fear crosses the Tommy's face, which is quickly replaced by a look of confusion as you produce the Kitteh. The Kitteh gives a little yawn as it takes in it's surroundings. The Tommy reaches out to scratch the Kitteh, but as he does so the Kitteh turns it's head and the poor Tommy is caught in it's super cute gaze. You know the feeling well, it feels like your brain is melting through your eyeballs. It is impossible to resist. The Tommy starts mumbling gibberish to himself about Cheeseburgers and invisible dog bones. You wait a full minute as the Kitteh gets to work on his mind. He increasingly starts to speak gibberish, mainly about hot man love, with occasional screams of DO NOT WANT. After a few more minutes of this the Tommy goes all quiet.
"Show me where battalion HQ is" you ask as you push the map and pencil towards him. The Tommy begins to draw out while you take out a little saucer and fill it up with milk and give it to the Kitteh, who looks sleepy again. You catch a glimpse of your men on the other side of the road, who obviously have no idea what has just happened. The Tommy drops the pencil and starts mumbling to himself again. You take a look at the map and find he has drawn what looks like a very detailed diagram of their HQ, along with quite a few crude drawings of buckets. At this point Krueger arrives with the other Tommy in tow, looking quite dejected. You place them both under the watch of a wounded FJ. What do you do now?
A.Head south towards the British Battalion HQ
B.Head north to try and regroup with the rest of the FJs
C.Stay put
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