The best COD yet..
The best COD yet..
And all you COD fanboys would buy it even if it was the same game only with enhanced graphics and a story mode capable of producing no more then a meager 3-8 hours of game play. I see it now.. The stores are swamped with EA's new COD smash hit. Its even better selling then the last. I see millions of over weight or unattractive (Or possibly both in a lot of cases) highly ineligible teens all the way up to middle aged men (who should have already found something better to do in the first place at that time in there lies). All of them riddled with emotional and generally mental (of course can't forget physical) problems. Which they should be paying there attention to instead of trying to play a video game for the one purpose to find other boys, young men, or adults to find a useless meaningless unhealthy and generally anti-progressive relationship/companionship. To allow them to continue to lead a very dis-happy dis-fulfilling and generally Un-achieved life. Usually including a few or possibly even all of the following acquiring a (in mostly all cases a full time) low-moderate to possible even moderate paying job, engaging in countless masturbation sessions, enduring a highly countable amount of awkward debatable pleasant sexual sessions with a partner who was chosen more by availability rather then attractiveness intelligence or even trustworthiness, a life time of highly unintelligent unthoughtout purchasing discussions, a failed marriage failing or a generally unhappy dissatisfying marriage, (in most cases multiple failed childhood upbringings for there offspring, a what seems like never ending excruciatingly boring regretful sexually deprived senior years and finally a lonely unimaginably regretful fearful death. Enjoy this amazingly great smash hit fps masterpiece!
The best COD yet..
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I'll reverse troll this now, AGAIN MODERN WARFARE?!?
And all you COD fanboys would buy it even if it was the same game only with enhanced graphics and a story mode capable of producing no more then a meager 3-8 hours of game play. I see it now.. The stores are swamped with EA's new COD smash hit. Its even better selling then the last. I see millions of over weight or unattractive (Or possibly both in a lot of cases) highly ineligible teens all the way up to middle aged men (who should have already found something better to do in the first place at that time in there lies). All of them riddled with emotional and generally mental (of course can't forget physical) problems. Which they should be paying there attention to instead of trying to play a video game for the one purpose to find other boys, young men, or adults to find a useless meaningless unhealthy and generally anti-progressive relationship/companionship. To allow them to continue to lead a very dis-happy dis-fulfilling and generally Un-achieved life. Usually including a few or possibly even all of the following acquiring a (in mostly all cases a full time) low-moderate to possible even moderate paying job, engaging in countless masturbation sessions, enduring a highly countable amount of awkward debatable pleasant sexual sessions with a partner who was chosen more by availability rather then attractiveness intelligence or even trustworthiness, a life time of highly unintelligent unthoughtout purchasing discussions, a failed marriage failing or a generally unhappy dissatisfying marriage, (in most cases multiple failed childhood upbringings for there offspring, a what seems like never ending excruciatingly boring regretful sexually deprived senior years and finally a lonely unimaginably regretful fearful death. Enjoy this amazingly great smash hit fps masterpiece!
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