The Ostfront CYOA Game!
- Thread starter Jhaxavier
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Lol, okay. German it is...I honestly don't know what the Italians did, and even if they did fight with the Russians, I am completely devoid of knowledge of any battles between them (or have any idea what the battlefield may have looked like, so my mind's eye won't work properly)
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You wake up feeling quite disoriented. The harsh morning sunlight makes you squint as you lie in the snows of Stalingrad.
What will you do?
A. Get up.
B. Roll over.
C. Check inventory.
D. Go to sleep.
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You wake up feeling quite disoriented. The harsh morning sunlight makes you squint as you lie in the snows of Stalingrad.
What will you do?
A. Get up.
B. Roll over.
C. Check inventory.
D. Go to sleep.
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Yea. C!!
btw, whatever happened to the crap in the Russian guy's colon?? Plot holes!!!!!!!!!
btw, whatever happened to the crap in the Russian guy's colon?? Plot holes!!!!!!!!!
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Yea. C!!
btw, whatever happened to the crap in the Russian guy's colon?? Plot holes!!!!!!!!!
(What do you expect? He's dead, and when someone dies, we all know they empty their bowels. Oh wait, that's for birds...LOL)
You decide to check your inventory. You find:
1 K98 Rifle
1 Bayonet
6 Stripper clips (5 rnds each, 8mm Mauser)
2 Stick/Potato masher grenades
1 small tin of meat paste
Toilet Paper (several wads under your helmet)
Your wallet
Picture of your smokin' hot girlfriend.
What would you like to do?
A. Get up.
B. Go to sleep.
C. Fap over the picture.
D. Eat the meat paste, you feel a tad hungry.
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You decide to eat the meat paste. It's pretty salty and it tastes good overall, but the texture always made you feel funny...
Just when you are about to finish the tin, you hear a soft, hoarse, and cute meowing sound in a trash can behind you. You lift the lid and find a kitten so cute you could call it disgustingly cute. It gives you such powerful kitten eyes you begin to phase out, but you quickly shake your head to clear it.
What will you do?
A. Awww! Take the poor thing with you!
B. Drop the meatpaste down in and leave.
C. Kick the trash can several times.
D. Wank off at the picture into the trash can.
(>____>)
Just when you are about to finish the tin, you hear a soft, hoarse, and cute meowing sound in a trash can behind you. You lift the lid and find a kitten so cute you could call it disgustingly cute. It gives you such powerful kitten eyes you begin to phase out, but you quickly shake your head to clear it.
What will you do?
A. Awww! Take the poor thing with you!
B. Drop the meatpaste down in and leave.
C. Kick the trash can several times.
D. Wank off at the picture into the trash can.
(>____>)
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You sick bastard. Oh well.
You take out the photo. It's your girlfriend naked on her bed...damn she looks hot.
You wank off for about 15 minutes into the trash can. The poor kitten meows pathetically as he is sprayed with jizz. After you're done, you zip up your pants and survey the kitty. It looks disgustingly pathetically cute.
What now?
A. Kick the can!
B. Walk off.
C. Eat the rest of the meat-paste in front of the poor kitten.
D. Take pity on it and remove it from the trash can.
You take out the photo. It's your girlfriend naked on her bed...damn she looks hot.
You wank off for about 15 minutes into the trash can. The poor kitten meows pathetically as he is sprayed with jizz. After you're done, you zip up your pants and survey the kitty. It looks disgustingly pathetically cute.
What now?
A. Kick the can!
B. Walk off.
C. Eat the rest of the meat-paste in front of the poor kitten.
D. Take pity on it and remove it from the trash can.
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