The Death Test

[Lt_Kettch]

This is some test which tells you how long you will have to life judging from your lifestyle.

Obviously ugliness has an effect on your lifespan (I always assumed)

According to this test I will die in March 2068 from cancer (or in a car accident with 25%) at the age of 81. Bah!

http://www.okcupid.com/the-death-test

 

[husbert]

Held in your farts

wtf

 

[Ron]

Flawed test imo very few people are entirely honest with themselves, which this test requires in abundance.

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

2045, age 79 from Cancer....

Hmmm, no cancer in my family, and I thought I would die much sooner from depression (jk)

 

[LemoN]

2063, cancer at the age of 76

there's a chance of 13% that i'd die of Loneliness

 

[SiC-Disaster]

2064 at the age of 77, death by cancer.
I guess everybody dies of cancer according to this site.

Also:
"
As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man. "
ORLY?! It's my profession to be like that!

 

[Rak]

October 2069, Age 81 from Cancer.

 

[PUTZ]

Heart Attack, 79.

 

[Murphy]

Heartattack 83.
Above average health and vitality, my ***. I'm a fat faque, whence the heartattack, I guess, but I won't last 83 years...

 

[husbert]

86
2073 by old age
i think its because my grandparents all died "old age"


10% chance of dying by drowned lung

rofl!

 

[Tomcat_ha]

88 cancer

 

[husbert]

Held in your farts

drowned lung

i swear, i will never held in a fart !

 

[fiftyone]

I ain't even gonna think about this, 54 and still consuming life, in moderation and not quite as swiftly as before... go team go.

 

[Ralfst3r]

Dead by a nuclear bomb, in 2012. Zoiks!

 

[Fedorov]

78 - Cancer

 

[Bone saw]

Tomorrow, I knew it.

 

[Mahnsikir]

86 of Old Age in 2073, though thats mostly down to my family history I guess, past three deaths have been lates 80's-102 of old age.

Also wtf is 'holding on to long' as a condition? they mean holding onto life, a cliff, belongings? lol'd at gun ownership called a condition. And who counts their bowl movements per week, have people started planning it out in advance when they go?

EDIT: Husbert, we're birth & death brothers yay!

 

[husbert]

86 of Old Age in 2073, though thats mostly down
EDIT: Husbert, we're birth & death brothers yay!

we are the last survivors of this forum \o/

 

[fiftyone]

According to our research, you

 

[Reddog]

According to our research, you