Insult me

[Sammers]

Countless people have suggested new voices. On the off chance that new choices are created, what lines would you most like them to say? For me it would be

When - Pulling out Dual Handcannons
Who - Badass British Agent voice
What - "All aboard the bullet train to HandCannon planet!"

Consider this a bit of script help for TWI if they end up with the free time to make more voices

 

[Olivier]

When- Patty spawns
Who- Anyone
What- "You are a pirate!!!"

 

[brphoenix]

When- Several heads popped by the player
Who- Anyone
What- "I just LOVE seeing these smelly bugger's brains flying"

When- Fleshpound killed (not always)
Who- Anyone
What- "Not so though now, chaps?"

When- Scrake killed with a Chainsaw
Who- Anyone
What- "Oh, the irony..."

Offtopic:

Kinda a misleading thread title, huh? I entered it wanted to see what the hell it's all about, and ended up enjoying it =)

 

[EricFong]

When-Husk appear
who-everyone
what-Is that cannon on his arm, sir?

When-Husk killed with flame weapon(flame thrower)
who-everyone
what-Seem like i am hotter than you! - Your fire is no match of mine! - Feel how is it like to be burn!

 

[Double_Deagle]

When - A player enters the trader space (first only; not always)
Who - Trader
What - "Whap your wad on the counter!"

When - Pipe bomb kills more than 5 specimens
Who - Anyone
What - "BOOM goes the dynamite!"

 

[brphoenix]

When - Pipe bomb kills more than 5 specimens
Who - Anyone
What - "BOOM goes the dynamite!"

Win.

 

[human_gs]

When - Pipe bomb kills more than 5 specimens
Who - Anyone
What - "BOOM goes the dynamite!"

Agree. It would be hilarious, but would have to be with an american voice and make it "And boom goes the dynamite"

 

[Temstar]

When - Buying Hunting Shotgun or AA-12
Who - Cockney voice
What - "Shotguns, what like guns that fire shots?"

When - Buying chainsaw
Who - Trader
What - "If the Siren opens her mouth, stick this inside of her"

 

[Nin]

When- After the killing of multiple specimens
Who- Security Officer Thorne
What- In a dark, growling manner, as you would expect from him:

"Heh heh...Itchy tasty."

I'm still tired, give me a chance to wake up. xD I'll have plently more ideas.

 

[Double_Deagle]

When - Buying Hunting Shotgun or AA-12
Who - Cockney voice
What - "Shotguns, wot, like guns that fire shots?"

When - Buying chainsaw
Who - Trader
What - "If the Siren opens her mouth, stick this inside of her"

Fixed it. Also, both of those are epic!

 

[Uk1t4k3]

When: When someone blow up by explosives
Who: Christian Bale's ranting voice
What: For god sake you f*****g amateur!

 

[Major Liability]

When: You take out the chainsaw
Who: Players
What: "Run. I'll give you a head start."

When: You take out the AA-12
Who: Players
What: "This might get a bit messy."

When: You kill 5+ specimens in a row with katana or axe decapitations
Who: Level 5+ berserkers
What: "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

 

[Sammers]

Kinda a misleading thread title, huh? I entered it wanted to see what the hell it's all about, and ended up enjoying it =)

ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!

When - Pulling out LAW
Who - Anyone
What - "I like where this is going"

When - Spots Fleshpound
Who - Anyone
What - "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!"

When - Pipebomb kills many zeds
Who - Anyone
What - "Say hello to the sky for me"

EDIT: I notice plenty of them are for situations that the characters don't already comment on. Would be nice if different voices commented on different weapons/situations.

When - Patriarch is killed before he can heal
Who - Anyone
What - "lol"

 

[vealck]

When - siren appears
Who - anyone
What - "You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna f**k it!" (actually that's from Zack and Miri make a porno)

When - player kills many clots in a row
Who - player
What - "Hell yeah, I'm a goddamn heparin!"

When - player kills many crawlers in a row
Who - player
What - "That's right, pest control arrived"

When - fleshpound appears
Who - anyone
What - "Is it christmas already?"

When - randomly on decapitation
Who - player
What - "Heads up, mate!"

When - husk appears
Who - player
What - "You guys smell omething burning?"

 

[human_gs]

When - Sometimes when killing ZEDs in one headshot
Who - Anyone
What - Pow, right to the kissin'

When - Drawing katana
Who - anyone
What - I'll go ninja on your ***!

When - Defeating patty with chainsaw
Who - anyone
What - Never SAW what was coming huh?

 

[Sammers]

lol, these are starting to get bad
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

 

[vealck]

When - bloat appears
Who - anyone
What - "Gosh, for a moment I thought that was my ex wife"

 

[nath2009uk]

Good lord.
Got me thinking, why don't other characters reply when one says something.
Would be alot better if they did.

 

[Undedd Jester]

When - Occasionally after hitting 3 players with the medic dart in quick succession (3 seconds of one another)
Who - Player
What - "One Hundred and Eighty!"

When - Buy a tier 3 weapon
Who - Player
What - "They think its all over... it is now!"

When - End of Wave
Who - Trader
What - "Whallop your wad on the counter!"

 

[FluffyNinja]

I think this game could use a little Irish!

When: Successfully kill and launch a Scrake, FP or Patty up at least a few meters up in the air with explosives.
Who: Killing Player
What: "Gahaha! Now ain't da a beauteh?"

When: Siren Comes into player's view.
Who: Viewing Player
What: "Aye, think its time for few pints to deal wid dat b***h."

Sorry, I'm not good at typing Irish. ;x