What did Ramm's wife say when he brought home a book on sexual positions?
Who do you think you are, bleeding action man?
10 minutes later "get out **** fer brains!", along with repeatedely saying "I WANT DRUGS, NAOW!"
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What did Ramm's wife say when he brought home a book on sexual positions?
Who do you think you are, bleeding action man?
How many Sirens does it take to change a light bulb ?
"It's the final match between the Survivors and the Patriarch! After surviving through ten waves of specimen attacks, who will the the final winner of this apocalyptic battle? Will it be this ragtag group of battle weary humans?"
[Boos from the Survivors]
"Or, will it be the horrible, frightening, very angry Patriarch?"
[ROAR from the Patriarch]
"We shall see, because the final match begins in just 3! 2! 1!"
"One in the pipe!"
[Rocket whooshes through the air and explodes]
[Screams of the survivors]
"WHOA! Folks, the round has just started and all but one Suvivor is left! And it's only a level....ZERO! Well people, looks like this round is now over! It's just going to be a matter of time before...wait..."
[Blasts of gunfire, grenades, and Patriarch curses]
[ZED time]
"Money money money!"
[Cash flies everywhere]
"Loadsa money!"
[More cash flies everywhere]
"Who wanted money?"
[Stunned silence...]
"Unbelievable! A level zero defeats the Patriarch on Suicidal difficulty! This is totally unprecedented!"
[Cheers from the dead spectating players]
You have survived!
Zed (or Z) is the twenty-sixth and final letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet. In the US it is pronounced "Zee"
i have a good joke for you guys.
Scrakes. :d