Lets Play Dwarf Fortress:Oh God Elephants!
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No way, you are one of my best farmers, producing stacks of 5 plump helmets like they are going out of style!
Dwarven caravan arrives, only carrying food, which we have too much of, our stores are totally full!
THIS IS WHAT BAD DWARVEN CHILDREN GET FOR CHRISTMAS!
I started dumping **** into the chasm again, but this time, i have marksdwarves stationed and ready, this poor guy never had a chance. 4 bolts right into him.
Another kobold theif, he died in a pool of his own vomit. Serves him right.
Project engrave was started, and we already see some of the forts history on the walls!
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Of me having my head bitten off while i slept! Nice to see you've edited history a bit to make it a bit more exciting 
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I notice that you've got some nice big bridges there. How do you do that? Every time I try to make a bridge like that I get a "could not find path" announcement. All my bridges are singles or at most, doubles :\
EDIT: Ah, it's a resource pathing issue. I really hope there's a new system of gathering the *closest* available materials, rather than the most recently mined ones in the next version.
EDIT: Ah, it's a resource pathing issue. I really hope there's a new system of gathering the *closest* available materials, rather than the most recently mined ones in the next version.
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Make sure you slect enough rocks to do the job, seven is the most efficient amount, allowing the biggest bridge to rock ratio. and one side of the bridge has to be touching ground that the dwarves can get on.
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jenova the second wants to be mayor to make up for sherrif the first's blatant disrespect for the forum rules.
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Meat sim goes fey! (I signed up a bunch of clan members to fill up any open spots we had)
he claims a carpenters workshop
And then goes and collects 2 pieces of wood, and some kittun bones
Hey Meat sim, I do the carpentry 'round these parts.
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so when do you think my guy is going to go crazy and create a giant mech to destroy all of elephant kind
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Dont worry kurtz, you get one of the higest honors this update!Hey Meat sim, I do the carpentry 'round these parts.
But first, a bit of dwarven history.
Oh shi-
Owned by like 4 crossbow bolts at once.
More history carved into these walls.
This is a good sign.
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Manstein
I got meatsim to make us a ton of wooden barrels, and look what lucky dwarf got to sample the alcohol first! Lets see what he thinks.
He approves! Congratulations graniteboots! Our first domestically brewed drink is a success! A 1052 Dwarven wine, perfection!
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those damn Troglodytes!
My descendents will avenge me, at least they better, lest they dishonor my memory! lol
My descendents will avenge me, at least they better, lest they dishonor my memory! lol
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That description of me is uncanny.
Because I needs alcohol to get through the working day.
Because I needs alcohol to get through the working day.
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The mechanics are getting bored. All we get to do is spike the booze with liquid suitable for rocket fuel.
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Plump helmets make wine, and thats all we really have right now, I'm trying to get some pig tails growing for ale.
Edit: Mechanics wont have much to do untill I start making some weapon traps, or even better, siege equipment
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