We are happy to announce the start of the Killing Floor Twisted Christmas event today, running through 4th January 2011. This is a huge update for the game, along with the promised Team Fortress 2 Pyro character cross-over AND a new DLC character pack for Killing Floor! To celebrate the release of all these goodies, Killing Floor will be on sale on Steam from today through Thursday 16th December, at a 66% discount. The Killing Floor fans have been getting in the spirit with their “Floormas Carols” on the forums (HERE), so we thought we’d throw out some bad poetry of our own:
- Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the game
- Lots of creatures were stirring, but they weren’t quite the same
- No more were there seen roaming zombies and specimens
- They had all been replaced by some foul Christmas denizens
- With gingerbread baddies and eight legged reindeer
- Jack Frost, Robo Santa and their helpers now spread fear
- But fear not, for you have some new help on your quest
- Team Fortress 2’s Pyro is a new special guest
- And we heard him mumble, ‘ere she walked out of sight
- “Mmmn arghhnn nmmmnn grrrmn lllrrfggh ggrighft”
- Which, when roughly translated, we think means:
- “Twisted Christmas to all, and to all a good-fright!”