When you dream about actually being on (in?) the battlefield at least once a week, running from cover to cover, trying not to get shot...
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You know you're addicted to RO When...
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-When your not-into-gaming girlfriend kicks you out of the bed and yells "Capzone clear!" (really happened 
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-When you can point to every RO-battlefield on a world (or at least Eurasia) map within seconds.
-You are always laughing your ass of when someone watches "Gilmore Girls" because the fat chick has a russian curse as name. SOOKIE!
)-When you can point to every RO-battlefield on a world (or at least Eurasia) map within seconds.
-You are always laughing your ass of when someone watches "Gilmore Girls" because the fat chick has a russian curse as name. SOOKIE!
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LOL!!!-When your not-into-gaming girlfriend kicks you out of the bed and yells "Capzone clear!" (really happened
Rattus, I literally luaghed my ass off!
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If you are talking about Orel sex.
from this thread -->
http://www.redorchestragame.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16609
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Seriously guys, Just look at those drive wheels, and the turret is too far forward
You know you are addicted to RO when you start or post in threads like this.
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You know you're addicted to RO when you mistake a thud on the wall from the next room as artillery and you hit your prone key (whether you're in game or not).
...when you're so immersed in the game that your roommate can open your door and yell "Is it safe to enter yet?" and you answer as if he's in Teamspeak (...and those doods are like WTF??!!)
...when you're so immersed in the game that your roommate can open your door and yell "Is it safe to enter yet?" and you answer as if he's in Teamspeak (...and those doods are like WTF??!!)
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...when in confined spaces, like upon exiting a Taxi for instance... you say "Actung!! Shambeh Bambeh!!", pass wind, and run like Hell.
You consider this a "mini game".
You consider this a "mini game".
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-when you start to cry when you see a guy passed out because he took too much drugs and you remember all those horrible stuff you saw in ROOST like teammates getting killed infront of your eyes....I was really drunk that night, I mean REALLY DRUNK
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When the server Admins threaten to start charging you rent cause you live on their server. Hello XDC!! best server ever.
At work there was a stack pile of pallets full with some italian alc. Ferne Blanc or something like it about the same size as a 2story house and you start wondering about the effects of a magazine from the hip with yer 34 on said pile.
At work there was a stack pile of pallets full with some italian alc. Ferne Blanc or something like it about the same size as a 2story house and you start wondering about the effects of a magazine from the hip with yer 34 on said pile.
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When you smoke in you're room while playing RO, keeping the window open in winter to air out the room and you tell yourself.
"I am a little cold, but thats good, Its Authentic, it fits the atmospher of the game perfectly."
Then you eat you're food that got cold and you tell yourself... "those russian soldiers would kill to eat such a good cold meal" and you enjoy it to the fullest.
"I am a little cold, but thats good, Its Authentic, it fits the atmospher of the game perfectly."
Then you eat you're food that got cold and you tell yourself... "those russian soldiers would kill to eat such a good cold meal" and you enjoy it to the fullest.
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...you start to refer to meandering shop-door blocking twits as AFK, and you jab them in the arse with your umbrella.
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Oh Lord - how true that is
- when, in your mind, you position cap zones and spawn areas in that field and seriously consider letting off a smoke bomb in one corner of it just to help you visualise the map better.
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