The "anything" thread

[CandleJack]

Yeah, it's pretty much like this.

 

[AsoBit]

You guys are forgetting that I love you.

 

[Bluehawk]

I would've forgotten all about it were it not for, ironically, lonely people on the internet.

 

[timur]

He's married to neither of us (as far as I know...)

To tie that subject with rockband: rockband can make your night... I remember (so-to-speak) too many instances of rockband debauchery (non-sexual) with my male friends, and it was a pleasing (if mind****ing) cocktail.

wait, so that would demote me to platonic whore?

 

[Peter.Steele]

I would've forgotten all about it were it not for, ironically, lonely people on the internet.

Lucky you. I, however, have a wife. How the hell was I supposed to know that when she said she didn't want anything for Valentine's Day this year, that she really genuinely truly actually meant it?!?!?!?

(I think she just wanted double cool stuff for our anniversary, which is Friday.)

 

[Grobut]

I'm glad we don't have Valentines day here!

Though every year, companies allways try to market it, and i'm a little worried they might one day succeed in making it popular..

 

[Fedorov]

Lucky you. I, however, have a wife. How the hell was I supposed to know that when she said she didn't want anything for Valentine's Day this year, that she really genuinely truly actually meant it?!?!?!?

(I think she just wanted double cool stuff for our anniversary, which is Friday.)

Oh my, are they capable of such atrocity?

 

[Crusher]

YAY, Belgium has a world record! World record for waiting for a government. It's time for some celebration!

 

[C_Gibby]

I just watched All Quiet on the Western Front.

Weeyyy!

 

[LemoN]

I just watched All Quiet on the Western Front.

Weeyyy!

Which one?

 

[C_Gibby]

Which one?

That one set in the first world war in the German's point of view.

 

[Lt_Kettch]

That one set in the first world war in the German's point of view.

Black and White (1930s) or the one in color (1980s)

 

[C_Gibby]

Black and White (1930s) or the one in color (1980s)

Colour. :IS2:

 

[LemoN]

Colour. :IS2:

Pff, the original is better, although the 1979 remake is pretty good too.

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

Ahhhh, damit!

I broke the cap off my 1.75l whiskey bottle. Now I'm gonna' have to drink the whole thing...

 

[Harb]

I was in my Sainsbury's local earlier on buying a few small items, bread and olives. There was a relatively long queue for the check out so I thought I would try the self service tills which weren't being used.

However instead of the quick and easy purchasing of food I expected, I ended up a drooling Luddite, pawing ineffectually at the screen whilst disinterested ghouls looked on in mirth and contempt all because the infernal machine wouldn't scan the baguette.

 

[Peter.Steele]

Ahhhh, damit!

I broke the cap off my 1.75ml whiskey bottle. Now I'm gonna' have to drink the whole thing...

1.75 milliliters? In other words, for people who use real measurements, a little more than 1/3rd of a teaspoon? And you have to drink the whole thing?

 

[Crusher]

It seems Peter steele forgot to realize the metric system is the most scientific, easiest and mostly globally accepted. But it is true that 1.75ml isn't alot.

 

[LemoN]

I broke the cap off my 1.75ml whiskey bottle. Now I'm gonna' have to drink the whole thing...

Oh, poor you.

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

Yes, correction 1.75 liters

After about an hour I found some really old superglue to fix it.