I think the worst thing that Tripwire could possibly do, is listen to the fans that are asking for a machine gun, particularly those that are showing a blatant disregard for actual in-game balance.
**** that, they should add a giant chainsaw that has a Patriarch tentacle built in, and you can sacrifice a teammate to the tentacle to restore your health and armor. And a pistol that shoots an endless stream of Bloat puke so you can blind your teammates as they run from Scrakes, giving you time to get away. Lastly a shotgun that shoots welding darts, to seal your blinded teammates in with their destiny. Call it the Community Goodwill Update.
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