Oh man. She must have nasty piles.
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2008/mar/12/woman_sat_boyfriends_toilet_seat_two_years_authori/
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2008/mar/12/woman_sat_boyfriends_toilet_seat_two_years_authori/
I can't ****ing read that.