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Killing Floor Rap Battle!!!

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Mikhail

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#1
Lets see the mad skillz you guys have... Make make sumz rhymes for killing floor.
d o do do do
do do do do
killing floor
open the door
and be like ****
it aint no duck
its a zombie
and he be like imabe eatin you
so dont be a fool
i'ma go dual 9mm
let it be a sign
you'll be alright
but only for tonight
cause in the morning you be dead
cause it be what i said
do do do do
zombie guna eat u
and its going to be like boooo
cause they scary
so be weary
tripwire is teh ****z
ima guna eat some kibble and bitz
 
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Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor

Nothing beat's Let the bodies hit the floor.
> YouTube - Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor) - Listen to it/buy it etc and play Killing Floor ;)
 
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#6
Candlenmass - Solitude :D
This song will fit the last man standing


I'm sitting here alone in darkness
waiting to be free,
Lonely and forlorn I'm crying
I long for my time to come
death means just life
Please let me die in solitude
Hate is my only friend
pain is my father
torment is delight to me
Death is my sanctuary
I seek it with pleasure
Please let me die in solitude
Receive my sacrifice
my lifeblood is exhausted
no one gave love and understanding
Hear these words
vilifiers and pretenders
and please let me die in solitude
Earth to earth
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
 
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#7
and this is my own contribution

when hell is breaking loose
i slash with my knife
i trigger zed with decaps
while watching my own life

when evrything gets quiet
the woman will appear
she sells us nifty weapons
and underpriced gear

Put it to good use she said.
while fleeing off herself
and we stand here alone again
fighting for our health.

i dont need her anymore
cause the chainsaw is my friend
i never need the ammo
i only use my strength

my name is bob the zerker
i just want to let you know
dont run in blind and kill yourself
our your rep will be low.
 
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#8
lol this is dumb

but you know what, who cares, here's my contribution:

Killing Flo is a game that's bad-***
'cuz I get to shoot bloats in the frass!
To get away from clots I do a little wiggle,
just in time to see some siren boobies jiggle!
rackin' up the headshots so i can get paid,
then goin' to the trader where i might get la... guns!
plus you know she's got her a nice lil selection of blades
but for fleshpounds, son, you're gonna need some grenades!
yea much death is dealt on these killing floors
and in between that there's some welding of doors,
so just start up a game and select beserker,
and just hope there's nothing wrong with your DEDICATED SERVER!

like BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


:p
 
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#10
This is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down
now I would like you to take a minute and sit right there a
s I tell you how I became the lone survivor of a zombie apocolypse in bel-air.

In KF-Westlondon born and raised, in the police station is where i spent most of my days.

Chillin out maxin and relax all cool and shooting some clotties outside of school.

When some bespectacled guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little battle and my commander got scared and said "Im transfering you to that derelict biolab over there"

I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he kicked my *** and sent me on my way
He gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I loaded my bullpup said I might aswell kick it

Fleshpounds, yo this is bad,
Genetic mutation and broken glass
Is this what the people in biolabs worked on
Hmm this **** is tight.

I whistled for the trader and when she came near
she charged me for guns when zombies were here
If anything I could say that this ***** was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo zombiez im hare.

I pulled up to wave eleven with a couple of mates
And I yelled to the trader "Go die ***** ,oh laters"
Looked at the patty and i got so damn scared
And I ran my *** out of the bio lab yeah.

Sorry, I was running low on inspiration nearer to the end.
 
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#11
Chicken said:
This is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down
now I would like you to take a minute and sit right there a
s I tell you how I became the lone survivor of a zombie apocolypse in bel-air.

In KF-Westlondon born and raised, in the police station is where i spent most of my days.

Chillin out maxin and relax all cool and shooting some clotties outside of school.

When some bespectacled guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little battle and my commander got scared and said "Im transfering you to that derelict biolab over there"

I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he kicked my *** and sent me on my way
He gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I loaded my bullpup said I might aswell kick it

Fleshpounds, yo this is bad,
Genetic mutation and broken glass
Is this what the people in biolabs worked on
Hmm this **** is tight.

I whistled for the trader and when she came near
she charged me for guns when zombies were here
If anything I could say that this ***** was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo zombiez im hare.

I pulled up to wave eleven with a couple of mates
And I yelled to the trader "Go die ***** ,oh laters"
Looked at the patty and i got so damn scared
And I ran my *** out of the bio lab yeah.

Sorry, I was running low on inspiration nearer to the end.
Click to expand...


/win
 
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#12
chicken said:
this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down
now i would like you to take a minute and sit right there a
s i tell you how i became the lone survivor of a zombie apocolypse in bel-air.

In kf-westlondon born and raised, in the police station is where i spent most of my days.

Chillin out maxin and relax all cool and shooting some clotties outside of school.

When some bespectacled guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little battle and my commander got scared and said "im transfering you to that derelict biolab over there"

i begged and pleaded with him the other day
but he kicked my *** and sent me on my way
he gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
i loaded my bullpup said i might aswell kick it

fleshpounds, yo this is bad,
genetic mutation and broken glass
is this what the people in biolabs worked on
hmm this **** is tight.

I whistled for the trader and when she came near
she charged me for guns when zombies were here
if anything i could say that this ***** was rare
but i thought now forget it, yo zombiez im hare.

I pulled up to wave eleven with a couple of mates
and i yelled to the trader "go die ***** ,oh laters"
looked at the patty and i got so damn scared
and i ran my *** out of the bio lab yeah.

Sorry, i was running low on inspiration nearer to the end.
Click to expand...

stop pretending to be a black boy chocken!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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#14
Yo,

All I hear your rap is, how
y'all spittin' how y'all rippin 'n y'all killing,
but y'all forget how y'all supposed to be feelin'
'cuz you lot are, like the rest of us
just experience the same have the same earrings
just feel the same amount of fuzz
from guns shot emptied on endless clot,
and you have fear, its impossible to have not
when everybody keeps getting eaten alive
it just becomes a strife to keep on going or not
because you might get shot for ammo hoeing or pot
to get back into life, ordinary routine run,
shotgun, man **** that pun,
it wasn't intented nor was it apprehended
I'm not gonna defend it just go on and end it, meanwhile
I'm gonna charge head on in the game set specimen aflame
squeeze the trigger, boil specimen brain
get my hazmat suit a nice big blood stain
I don't even need your name, because you won't last 5 minutes in the game,
and if you do, you still stink at aim
now lets stop with the ame mame,
now cmon' and get your act together,
gather some wit, upgrade your whacky cockpit,
'cuz killing floor is crushing all this fake-a$$ poser zombie shid.

PiNeBoX said:
I'll post up a freestyle mp3 for you boys on this here later this weekend. I love rappin' ^
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With horro beat pl0x.:D
 
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#16
We marches in the infected land
And sings the Devil's song
A rifleman stands at the Volga's shores
And silently he hums along
Up or down we whistle,
And the whole world may
Curse or hail us
Whatever it please it to do

Wherever we are, let's go forward
And the devil laughs like this:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
We're fighting for human survival
We're fighting for our existance!

We'll give the Mutans no rest We fight brilliantly in many battles
In North, South, East and West
And now we stand ready for battle
Against the Mutant plague
We will exterminate the Mutant
So no-one will again disturb Britih's good fortune
And when the ranks are thinned
For us there will be no returning

Wherever we are, let's go forward
And the devil laughs like this:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
We're fighting for Human survivel
We're fighting for our existance!
We'll give the mutants no rest
 
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#17
Killing Floor
whats more?
the Patriarch
at your door,
better weld it
a bloats puke will melt it
medic!? i'm dyin
iron sights on a clot
i'm not lyin
bomb-a-clot
bloat snot
caught, that stalker is hot
"That's some good stuff
I just sold you"
true, trader holds it down
oh $#@! it's a pound!
flesh blenders, bloody death senders
the ill life enderz
 
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#20
Admin 4 Lyfe

Admin 4 Lyfe

Admin 4 Lyfe!
-Censored to comply with forum ToS-

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This is my server and you are my B****
I'm gonna kick yo A** if you try to glitch

This is my server so don't start no S***
I got admin privilege so you better submit

Got the wave set to double and the playermax too
Cuz you know the vanilla S*** F***ing blew

If you don't like the ping, don't throw a fit
Just shut your damn mouth and F***ing quit

Cuz I bet there's 50 guys waiting for a spot
Don't think you are that F***ing hot

Cuz in the end you're just another name behind a screen
Probably just another B**** A** teen

I've been doing this S*** for a good old while
I give you the boot and it makes me smile!

Admin 4 Lyfe yo!
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:)
 
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