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Wha?, you never met Bambi? She does crazy tricks for Dollar bills, but if you try giving her a roll of quarters you might get bounced.
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Status: Connected to guide: Daniel(80461)
Daniel(80461): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
You: So I got this problem, maybe you can help?
Daniel(80461): Sure
You: alright, i won't go into details but
Daniel(80461): How can I help your
You: I have to make a flux capacitor
You: any suggestions?
You: now heres the tricky part
Daniel(80461): What is that?
You: If I make the flux capacitor, go back in time to 1955, then somehow travel to the future, 2007 why will I ask how to build a flux capacitor in the first place since I already now?
Daniel(80461): Interesting
Daniel(80461): One moment please while I look for the sites!
Daniel(80461): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Theres no time, quick run its the libyans!!!!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Daniel(80461): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
You: So I got this problem, maybe you can help?
Daniel(80461): Sure
You: alright, i won't go into details but
Daniel(80461): How can I help your
You: I have to make a flux capacitor
You: any suggestions?
You: now heres the tricky part
Daniel(80461): What is that?
You: If I make the flux capacitor, go back in time to 1955, then somehow travel to the future, 2007 why will I ask how to build a flux capacitor in the first place since I already now?
Daniel(80461): Interesting
Daniel(80461): One moment please while I look for the sites!
Daniel(80461): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Theres no time, quick run its the libyans!!!!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Just made me think of this:
[She] Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
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BOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Status: Connected to guide: Amy(24637)
Amy(24637): Welcome to ChaCha!
Amy(24637): Hi, I'm Amy. I'll be your search guide today.
You: Hi, looking for a video of lesbian elves, cant find any
Amy(24637): Let me see what I can find
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Amy(24637): Welcome to ChaCha!
Amy(24637): Hi, I'm Amy. I'll be your search guide today.
You: Hi, looking for a video of lesbian elves, cant find any
Amy(24637): Let me see what I can find
Amy(24637): Session ending due to restricted content
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I'm really tempted to go on there and be like "I want to know if there's a site that like, sells things on the internet. Like, an auction-type place where you post something, and people can bid on it, and the site will help you out with it." and when they suggest eBay, be like "Well, I don't know. I'd have to see it." and then be like "Well, what I want to sell, I don't actually want people to know what it is. It's kind of uh... unorthodox. It's kind of hard to explain."
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Surge, it's not hard to confuse those people. If you've read the posts since I've bumped the thread it's quite obvious their employees are subpar.
"Do you want mililiters in liquid form, sir?"
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"Do you want mililiters in liquid form, sir?"
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Status: Connected to guide: James(46728)
James(46728): Welcome to ChaCha!
James(46728): HAYYYYYYYY!!!!
James(46728): whats up?
You: HAAAAAAAY!!!!!
You: SUP DAWG
James(46728): hay!
You: *cough*
You:
James(46728): chillin G
You: YEah same
You: PIMP (o_o)
You: rofl
You: Yeh so I was wondering (in biscuit terms). Which one is best for dippin'? Rich tea, jaffa cakes, hob nobs or custard creams? The biscuits I have given are only examples, there may be more (for example digestives) And it may depend on the drink, In this case it's tea.
James(46728): hmmmmmm
James(46728): Uno momento, I'm looking
You: Thank jooo! =D
James(46728): id rather just go with a cookie
You: Yeah, it's just that they are quite brittle
James(46728): most food just turns out to be more of a personal call than anything
James(46728): well doesnt the tea help with the brittleness?
You: I was looking for a number of personal opinions
James(46728): im no emeril
James(46728): but i think it just might
You: Dude... you're much better than the last guide
You: At least you search for my pointless crap... you own
James(46728): ohyeah?
James(46728): haha
James(46728): yeah i get alot of that
James(46728): if you dont put up with it
James(46728): then why even be a guide?
You: Yeh lol, I bet you get loads of pranks
James(46728): i get backlash too, because im too cool
James(46728): yeah
James(46728): like 8/10 are pranks
You: are joo teh master of cool? :O
James(46728): its cool i get the same bling eiether way
James(46728): for chacha i guess i am
James(46728): everyone always complains about the other guides to me
You: Is it true that you get 5 dollars for each search or something like that
James(46728): nah
James(46728): 5 per hour
James(46728): but im just sitting here between classes at college
You: Cool
You: I'm in class now rofl
James(46728): its either go get something to eat and spend 5 bucks, or sit around making money
You: cha cha owns college
James(46728): sometimes in my long classes (hour and a half) i'll work on chacha
James(46728): yeah
James(46728):
James(46728): its great during class because it keeps me awake
James(46728): and everything just thinks im taking notes
You: How do you become a cha cha dude like you? I wanna be one lol
James(46728): i try and not accept the sex searches tho when im in class
James(46728): you have to be invited
James(46728): and i donthave any invites
James(46728): they closed the invite system
James(46728): so basically they're not hiring right now
James(46728): its okay tho they'll open it up sometime
James(46728): they're just cleaning out the system
James(46728): we have too many bad guides
James(46728): hey im going to go now
James(46728):
You: aight later dude
James(46728): trouble in the city, i have to go fight crime
James(46728):
You: good talking to you
You: =D
James(46728): Please Rate Me! Just scroll up and hit the button
James(46728): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Look out for this dude... best guide on cha cha imo
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DAMN!!! They actually have a good one! You know I may have to be a guide! 5 bucks between classes...wow, thats some easy dough.
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Come on.What is the most efficient way of killing a regularily built human person fast and quietly without making a mess and without making use of any sort of weapons other than your own body?
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Status: Connected to guide: Cindy(69117)
Cindy(69117): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Cindy
Cindy(69117): hello
Cindy(69117): are you talking about murder?
You: Yes, in a sense. Only fictional though.
Cindy(69117): wowsers, ok
You: I'm writing a novel about someone who is trapped in a role-playing-game and he is supposed to kill someone.
Cindy(69117): got it ;-) thanks
You: Now, I know quite a bit about rpgs, but I don't know much about killing, so it would be nice if you could send me a link to a few drawn images that show, step by step, how to kill someone unarmed.
Cindy(69117): I will do my best ;-)
You: It doesn't matter if its THE most efficient way, but it should at least look like it could be the most efficient way.
You: Thank you Cindy.
Cindy(69117): My pleasure ;-)
Cindy(69117): Without finding a result for you I can say from things that I've heard that a car accident is best.
Cindy(69117): let me transfer you to a guide that might have better results for you ok?
You: Well, its about role-playing-games ( a parodie) that are set in a medieval (sp?) setting. They don't have cars. Only spells, swords, stuff like that.
You: And it should be done without anything but his own body. Preferably his hands. :
Cindy(69117): oh well thats different, I will search that for you in that catagory ok?
You: Thank you.
Cindy(69117): this is too tough for me to find, I will have to transfer you to another guide ok?
Cindy(69117): Have an awesome day, it was a pleasure searching for you!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Bonnie(13248)
Bonnie(13248): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Bonnie.
No answers...
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Status: Connected to guide: Tiffany(20983)
Tiffany(20983): Welcome to ChaCha!
Tiffany(20983): Hi how are you
You: Hello Tiffany. I'm fine, I hope you are too.
Tiffany(20983): Can you change you search we are not allowed to do a search on anything illegal
You: Is it illegal?
You: I don't want to kill someone.
Tiffany(20983): You asked about killing a regularly built human fast
You: I don't want to kill anyone. If I wanted to, I wouldn't do it with my hands...
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Bonnie wasn't as criminally creative as Clyde would have liked him to be I guess.
Cindy was cool although her car accident would be more helpfull if I actually planed to kill someone...
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They couldn't come up with breaking someones neck by twisting it??? Wow...like dude...wow, are these people that clueless? I swear common sense has went out the window these days.
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It took her 20 minutes to find the Terms of Service on the very same page...Status: Connecting ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Jill(77342)
Jill(77342): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jill(77342): Hello there- I will be searching for you!
You: Hey, cool
You: how are you?
Jill(77342): Fine, ad your search is chacha terms you cant search for?
You: Yeah, I'm just curious because I can't seem to find where it says what you can and can't look for
Jill(77342): OK.
You: Like are there gray areas?
.........ten minutes later
You: Hello??
Jill(77342): I am searching for you.
You: ok, it says new category and it got kind of quiet
You: thought you forgot about poor lil me -(
Jill(77342): Im so sorry.
You: I'm curious are you in college as well?
You: Are most chacha guides students?
Jill(77342): Their is not a specfic site other then chacha that discusses this issue.
You: where on chacha could I find this?
You: I would think it would be fairly accessable so people wouldn't break ToS
Jill(77342): Yes, I agree.
You: You should probably mention it sometime, maybe you will get a raise!....or a pat on the back and a kick in the butt
Jill(77342): I have sent you the TOS page, thats as much as I can gather on where the information can be found
You: I actually read the Terms of Service before searching and it wasn't specific at all
You: I think ToS are always copy pastes from other ToS ha
Jill(77342): Adult terms are the big no-no here and you wont break TOS, you just wont get results.
Jill(77342): Nothing illegal etc.
Jill(77342): Are these result's ok?
You: illegal as in illegal in the USA
You: ?
Jill(77342): Where ever you are from and where we are as well.
You: oh, well that clears things up a tad, thanks a heap
Jill(77342): Yes its very gray.
Jill(77342): OK, have a great day!
You: Take it easy
Jill(77342): Bye
Jill(77342): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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That's not dumb, thats clever as she is getting paid per hour.It took her 20 minutes to find the Terms of Service on the very same page...
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I gotta get to sleep, but if someone could ask the best way to "get some", thatd be cool.
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Surge, it's not hard to confuse those people. If you've read the posts since I've bumped the thread it's quite obvious their employees are subpar.
"Do you want mililiters in liquid form, sir?"
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Just FYI, Liters is a measure of volume. There's no reason why it has to be liquid only. Air volumes are often measured in Liters as well, and there's no reason why powdered solids couldn't be either.
I think it's a bit ridiculous that you guys are hammering on these people when it's obvious that what you're asking for doesn't exist at all.
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