Insult me

[Velatieren]

When: Insult Specimen
Who: Player
What: "Come on! At least just TRY to ACT like a threat!"

When: Insult Players
Who: Player
What: "Aw God, why am I feeling like I'm in a Monty Python's show?"

When: Picking up a second 9mm pistol
Who: Player
What: "Now let's make the air dense with bullets" / "At last, my Beretta started to stir nervously under my coat"

(Yea, Max Payne reference )


When: Killed a Stalker with a flamethrower / as a Firebug
Who: Player
What: "Spy-Check!"


When: Picking up a Pipebomb
Who: Player
What: "Alfred Nobel - I love you"

When: While sewering off a mutant's limb with a chainsaw
Who: level 3 Berserk
What: "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!" (The famous scene from Evil Dead )

When: After picking up a Katana
Who: Level 3 Berserk
What: "The sword of Destiny has Two Blades - I AM one of them!"
("The Witcher" tag line xP )

 

[Deleted member 24443]

When: Gorefast appears, not always, randomised
Who: Anyone:
What: "Not another one-armed bandit!"

When: Siren killed first time, randomised
Who: Anyone
What: "It's enough my GF / Wife screams / screamed at me like that!"

When: FP appears, randomised
Who: Some british zombie killer with a ton of experience in doing his job.
What: "You look like a Nightmare-Zombie-From-Outer-Space."

 

[brphoenix]

When - bloat appears
Who - anyone
What - "Gosh, for a moment I thought that was my ex wife"

This wins the prize. Congratulations, you now earned the "best reply to a suggestion - July 2010" Prize on these forums!

Of course, a rep point follows.

 

[Olivier]

Of course, a rep point follows.

Same

 

[C_Gibby]

This wins the prize. Congratularions, you now earned the "best reply to a suggestion - July 2010" Prize on these forums!

Of course, a rep point follows.

*offtopic* I wish more people used the rep system! D: I only got 19 points, and that was just the thread I made on the podium: "Replacing the word 'wand' with 'willy' in the Harry Potter books"

 

[Olivier]

*offtopic* I wish more people used the rep system! D: I only got 19 points, and that was just the thread I made on the podium: "Replacing the word 'wand' with 'willy' in the Harry Potter books"

Lol i got 16 points with 5 threads.

 

[brphoenix]

Lol i got 16 points with 5 threads.

HA!

I haz 17 points :3

And no infractions :3

 

[Unit-05]

When: when you Kill the patriarch and start throwing money on him

Who: player

What: "Keep the change."

 

[Olivier]

Oh well this is weird, it seems like it can't display more than 5 threads.

 

[Sammers]

I think this game could use a little Irish!

YES! Game needs more Irish

When - Swarmed by zeds
Who - Irish voice
What - Would ye kindly get out o' me face!

 

[aidszilla]

When - Bloat Vomits
Who - Player
What - Oh bloody hell I stepped in it!

 

[No Glory]

HA!

I haz 17 points :3

And no infractions :3

*cough* 25 points and none*cough*


When - Grabbed By clot
Who - players
What - Oh come on! Wreck my day, I dare ya!
(It's generally when you hack them to death or go for a headshot, so I thought it was appropriate)


When - attacked by siren
Who - players
What - Oh god! Mah ears! Shoot it! Shoot it now!


When - insulting specimens
Who - Carnivore
What - You call that a $&^* Growl?! Rahhhhhhhhh!

 

[vealck]

Uh... thanks... how can one see his rep points anyway?
Btw, new one:

When - hit by bloat's vomit
Who - player
What - Knee deep in puke! Sounds like a Friday night!

 

[18Bravo]

When - A player sees a crawler
Who - Self or other player
What - "Wheres a can of Raid when you need it?" / "Should've rolled up a newspaper..."

 

[CA_Hiro]

When - Killing a zed from behind with a meelee wep.
Who - Players
What - "Surprise buttsex anyone?"

When - Someone rages the FP
Who - players
What - "I don't think he liked your mama-joke, lad"

When - A crawler appears
Who - Players
What - "Did anyone bring the bugspray?"

And to the irish accent:
When - getting hit by a crawler from behind
Who - Players
What - "It's crowlin' up ma arse, fock saik!"

When - Insults Players
Who - Players
What - "Forrr fock saik!!"

 

[Olivier]

Uh... thanks... how can one see his rep points anyway?

Go in your User Control Panel, you should see it.

 

[human_gs]

When - Taking out flamethrower
Who - firebug
What - Need a light? (SC)

 

[_Duke_]

When - Multiple specimens ignited by fire
Who - player that did it
What - "FLAME ON!"

 

[_Duke_]

*offtopic* I wish more people used the rep system! D:

I'm thinking it's because people give out negative rep for the dumbest of reasons, so people become embittered and less willing to give positive rep.

At least that's what's happened to me.

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On topic:

When - Stalker says 'Kiss me!'
Who - the nearest player (rare occasion)
What - I won't kiss you, but if you put a bag on your head...

 

[Vaecrius]

When - Taking out flamethrower
Who - firebug
What - Need a light? (SC)

Sadly I've already used up my vote quota, but pretend I upmodded this.

When - Clot grab
Who - Player
What - BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

When - "Let's hole up here" voice bind
Who - Player, obviously
What - Let's sit by the fire and roast some weenies shall we?

When - sees 2+ gorefasts start running towards them
Who - Player
What - (same as pulling out an axe)

When - massive gibbage happening nearby
Who - Player
What - ::sigh:: it's raning again