"Riochets always happen on the enemies armor"
"The panzerfaust, never penetrates with the first shoot, except when you are in the tank"
"Infantry never kills the tank, and the tank never the infantry. Its just the oposite"
"The perfect shoot is always possible, when you dont have the weapon for it. And when you find a gun that could do it, you have to pick it up"
"you always supress the enemy, when he is not ready to fire back"
"you ***** and quit the game, just to retourn to it"
"when you need a panzerfaust. Your enemy has one"
"you always encounter the sniper on distance. Without a rifle or scoped weapon"
"when you need a sniper, you dont have it. When you have a sniper, you dont need it"
"when you hear artillery. The chance is there that it just hits you"
"when you encouter a MG guner, you are the first one who dies"
"you have a HE inside, when tanks attack but AP when infantry is advancing"
"as Mg guner, you get only so much ammo you can waste. Never more, never less"
"you have infantry support when you dont need it"
"you have tank support when you dont need it"
"you dont have any support when you need it"
"when using artilley, you encounter that its already called. By another player or the enemy at your position"
"the radio is always in use when you need it"
"you are not in the commanders position when you could lay down the perfect artilley fire"
"you can only drive your tank, so far it gets killed, abushed or the engine damaged"
"the enemy tank always spots you"
"shells do damage, but not when they richochet from enemies armor"
"shells never richochet from your amor, only when they do damage"
And who would forget the true Ro-Players.
(you know you are not one, when you ask what you have to do to be one)
- A true Ro player counts only with his bayonet kills
- A true Ro player is never found on the battlefield, he gives away his positon
- A true Ro player has no grenades. Period
- A true Ro player appends his bayonet during the CQ-Fight
- A true Ro player, gets not supressed by MG. He supress the Mg guner. With a hand gun
- A true Ro player, is playing CS to own people and explain that it originates from RO
- A true Ro player drinks vodka. With the developers.
- A true Ro player never ever gets beaten. Period. Except from the developers of the game.
- A true Ro player never uses glitches/ bugs/lags as advantage. He just dont.
- A true Ro player only attacks with the disadvantages on his side.
- A true Ro player never ever leaves his tank. Never.
- A true Ro player is using his MP against rifles on distance and his rifle against MPS in closecombat. And survives.
- A true Ro player is not known to have a specific gender, race, colour etc. He is what he is.
- A true wizard ... ahm RO player is never late, nor is he early on the battlefield, he arrives precisely when he means to.
- A true Ro player, is a helpfull player. No matter the cost.
- A true Ro player is sniping. Always. Without scope.
- A true Ro player never ever looses his gun. He throws it away.
- A true Ro player has no use for the words "shell-schock" and "supression"
- A true Ro player attacks ONLY while shellschock and supression.
- A true Ro player never loose. The time just ends.
- A true Ro player, does not need to know english.
- A true Ro player has no need for a panzerfaust in tank fights. Only to club.
- A true Ro player has no need for a sniper in fights. Only to club.
- A true Ro player is only counting kills with his mg he got while undeployed.
- A true Ro player does not rest his rifle. Period. (except on dead cows or horses)
- A true Ro player dives accidently. Not willingly.
- A true Ro player is never doing something accidently.
- A true Ro player brings back the guns, others have loost. No matter if enemy or friendly.
- A true Ro player is not shoting. He kills.
- A true Ro player is not using cover. He dodges and avoid. Except while attacking.
- A true Ro player has to give his enemy enough time to shoot back, no matter if its close combat or not.
- A true Ro player is not angling. Period.
- A true Ro player shots only when the enemy tank is angled.
- A true Ro player NEVER, NEVER EVER shots his tank mg at the enemy tanks.
- A true Ro player kills enemy infantry with his tank by crushing them.
Oh and something that should give a fighter a strange feeling sometimes ...
When you enter a new server. You end with a weapon, you havnt been trained for, in a situation you do not have encountered before, with a squad you dont know and people you have no clue about there skills. But non the less you think you can own them all. (this gets multiplied by 2 on combined arms maps)