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Thorpy

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www.chacha.com

Enter your question and click search with a guide - quite helpful.

Although some people are avin a laugh with it haha including me

A quote from some fella on ocuk searching for The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: darrellm
darrellm: Welcome to ChaCha!
darrellm: whats up
You: Waddup dawg
darrellm: hows it goin
You: It's flowing well man, flowing well,
You: Know what I'm saying?
darrellm: african swallow or european?
You: A european swallow obviously
You: african swallows are non-migratory
darrellm: they can still be dropped from a plane
You: Are you suggesting African swallows seek out air transport as a means to migrate to temperate zones?
darrellm: if someone wants to answer your question..yes
darrellm: need anything else?
You: Could a european swallow carry a coconut?
darrellm: hold up and ill check
darrellm: what movie was that from?
You: I am merely going off on a tagent now and improvising
darrellm: oh yeah, the holy grail
You: Yeah
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darrellm: anything i could really search for?
darrellm: i love these early morning searches
You: Would it be possible for two swallows to carry a coconut together with a strand of creeper held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
darrellm: no
You: Oh
You: well that's scuppered things
darrellm: pip pip
darrellm: cheers mate!
You: Tally ho
darrellm: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Have a go, DO IT!
 
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Lols This Owns .. Il Post A Manuscript In A Sec!!!


EDIT: question is : what are the components of chobbam armor?
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KatherineM
KatherineM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
KatherineM: Hello, how are you today?
You: good
KatherineM: Great is there anything more specific about the search?
You: no not really
You: just want to see how good you guys really are
You: so im asking a toughie
You: want me to tell you what chobbam armor is first?
KatherineM: If you want to. IF I don't know what people are asking for, I look it up while I search :)
You: good ol google
You: cant beat it
KatherineM: No, I prefer yahoo or cha cha
You: so basically your a person whos going to either use yahoo for me, or get another chahca person to find it for me?
You: wow .. i wonder what happens if i ask a real tougie and get half the sight trying to find the answer
KatherineM: No, we use cha cha first, then pull other resources through cha cha.
KatherineM: I have had some great searches. Depends on the info.
You: well i hate to break it to you
You: but your against alot here
KatherineM: OH my lol
You: because the components of chobbam armor are still classified..
You: hrmm you got wiki
KatherineM: Setting me up for failure? Sorry, I can't aceess classified info, my clearance expired a few years back.
You: so whats the funniest thing youve been asked to search for?
KatherineM: Um...
KatherineM: dingleberries
You: wow
KatherineM: or what kinds of balls are used around the world
You: hrmm
You: did you ever hear of the balls they have in poorer countries
KatherineM: Which ones?
You: plastic bags stuffed inside other plastic bags
You: sad really
You: cant even get a basic play toy..
KatherineM: Yes, that's true.
You: so whats the pay on this job?
KatherineM: Measly. :)
You: ouch
You: for all the fun people have with you
KatherineM: I do it for fun. Get to talk to amusing people all day :)
You: hehehehe
You: this would be an amusing job
You: so how many of your questions are just people playing jokes on you?
You: 50 (4|/| Y)|_| R34|) 7|-|15?
You: heheh jk now im playing with ya
You: thankyou for your time, hope you get 100 more jokers just like me..
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
 
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Ok the crack dealer didnt speak much of crack, he did last time haha

What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JONATHANS
JONATHANS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JONATHANS: hello
You: Hello
JONATHANS: what did you want to know about the chicken or the egg
You: well
You: Basically
You: What came first?
You: just for the crack
JONATHANS: ok ill se what i can find for you. give me just a moment
JONATHANS: my opinion it was the chicken through evolution
You: hmm not the most informative link
You: yea i reckon the chicken came from some sea creature
JONATHANS: this one is good its about evolution
You: Suggests it was the Egg!
JONATHANS: yeah a lot of sites are saying that
JONATHANS: that how stuff works site is a really awsome site
You: interesting
JONATHANS: seems like all the answers are leading toward egg
You: pffft
You: lies!
JONATHANS: lol
JONATHANS: how are these results for you?
You: There good man, good
JONATHANS: yeah some genetic mutation gave us chicken lol
You: haha yea...
You: so the Egg
You: just came from
JONATHANS: yep it would seem so
You: some orgasm
You: Organism
You: ** :D
JONATHANS: is there anything else i can help you with?
JONATHANS: lmao
You: haha oops
You: no that'll be all
JONATHANS: well im glad i could find some answers for you
You: Yea, thanks
JONATHANS: i learned a bit myself
You: Indeed!
JONATHANS: you have a good evening
You: and yourself

Still aint disconected, gna milk it someore!
 
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Ralfst3r said:
This is great for pranks hehe. I bet that gonna be at least 50% of it's use when it gets known to the public.
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You guys are late. Something Awful already made a comedy goldmine article about this ;) http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4291. Otherwise I think chacha is a great idea for a search engine, to have someone actually devote a second of his/her time for you. And because of the anonymity of internet, it's bound to draw the attention of idiots/spammers/etc.
 
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i had two ideas for Questions...

q: if there were a 24th letter to the alphibet.. what would it be?
q: what do you call a retorical question that does not answer itself?
q: what do you call a retorical question that answers itself?

hehehe ive got a guide working on a retorical q that dosent answer itself...
 
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They were never able to supply an answer for me, even though I asked serious questions. Are these monkeys performing the search for you, or something? Looks like its only good use is for pranks, but not normal searches.

Besides, how difficult is it to use Google really? I think that someone helping you find something on the internet is like a person holding your dick for you while you're peeing.
 
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