Look at what Bush did!

[Polygon]

Not terribly funny either, but whatever.

 

[Tak]

The sight blocks the w a n blankblankblank word? What is life without some colorful British slang?!
​

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

But not all birds fly into sky. There are birds who can not fly such as the kiwi bird in far away New Zeland country. My brother say that is because Bush steal their wings and take them to his white house to eat them. Proof of that is that white house has "west wing".

The webpage lost any believeability it may have had with that quote. But I could very easily imagine some Koreans actually saying that stuff and passing it off as fact...and people think Americans are brainwashed! *maybe we are, and I'm brainwashed to believe North Korea is the ones brainwashed, but in reality Bush actually did steal the kiwi bird wings.*

 

[Russkie11]

Found this in another forum...

Found out by Juche girl

ooh oh ooh look wat you made me do, *shits*

 

[daschewy]

yep you definatley got that from militaryretards.net

I think Avary is the one who runs the site, its either him or him and a couple of people.

btw are you Marie on those forums? My SN is Towelie the toking towel.

 

[Lizardhands]

The sight blocks the w a n blankblankblank word? What is life without some colorful British slang?!
​

Shurrup, ******.

 

[MrBunsy]

The sight blocks the w a n blankblankblank word? What is life without some colorful British slang?!
​

It's colour you plonker!

 

[Lizardhands]

It's colour you plonker!

hi5

Correction of awful American misspellings 4 life.

 

[MercyKiller]

whats this thread about anyways?? plz close it!

 

[Tak]

hi5

Correction of awful American misspellings 4 life.

Pfft! I'm all for your funny slang words, and the adorable way you call a 'cookie' a 'biscut', but damnit I will not give you the 'u' in 'colour' or 'armour'!

 

[Lizardhands]

Can you at least get "sceptical" right?

 

[[TW]schneidzekk]

whats this thread about anyways?? plz close it!

It is about strange humor, nothing to get mad about.

 

[Tak]

Can you at least get "sceptical" right?

o.0


Is there any other way to spell sceptical? Using a 'k' instead of 'c' is a thing for first graders.

 

[[-project.rattus-]]

Pfft! I'm all for your funny slang words, and the adorable way you call a 'cookie' a 'biscut', but damnit I will not give you the 'u' in 'colour' or 'armour'!

But hey, he's willing to spell honour correctly Alwaas remember there is no Honour without U! (pun intended)

 

[{YBBS}Sage]

o.0


Is there any other way to spell sceptical? Using a 'k' instead of 'c' is a thing for first graders.

Isn't the root for skeptic/skeptical a Greek word?

 

[Tak]

Isn't the root for skeptic/skeptical a Greek word?

OK. Fine. First graders and the Greeks. Happy?

 

[BuddyLee]

Colour seems kinda fruity I'll take our more efficient 5-letter Yankee spelling FTW!! COLOR!

Useless letters goodbye... oh and get rid of that lame 'C' and just use 'K' and 'S' instead of the soft and hard 'C'.

 

[Lizardhands]

It's not efficiency, it's laziness.

And you still speak a language with loads of weird, unnecessary spellings, but those are what give English its charm. We're mongrel culture with a mongrel language.

And everyone knows mongrels get fewer diseases.

 

[Bolt]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the EU rather than German.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty?s government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the 1-st year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k".
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3-rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
the silent "e" in the language is disgraseful and they should go away.
By the 4-th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze 5-z year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis 5-z yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!
AND ZEN VE VIL TAK AL OVER ZE VORLD!!!

I'm all for colour, armour and stuff.

 

[MrBunsy]

And you still speak a language with loads of weird, unnecessary spellings, but those are what give English its charm. We're mongrel culture with a mongrel language.

Ah, demented english spelling... cough, bough, ought.

But if the American / British differences in english aren't enough, we've also got the differences with South African english! [SIZE=-1]Braai[/SIZE] anyone?