The 'bribe Yosh for early beta access' Thread

[yuv912]

Let me just quote Yoshiro's signature before we go ahead making offers.

Bribe a Yosh for beta is now open for service.

Well, well...so tell me. What you want?

Let's cut right to the chase...it all comes down to the green doesn't it?

However there are some factors that do play a huge roll:
- I've already bought the DDE
- I've been a loyal RO player since the first day
- I got 2 more weeks to wait for the full game

Considering those three points above and rounding up to a nice amount (because I like you guys) I come to a final offer of exactly:

$0.21 and this image of an :IS2:

Do we have a deal?

 

[SovietArthur]

Now honestly, I would pay another small sum for early access...

 

[aD.Luoson]

My bribe is only good bug feed back and bring alot of clan exp and i have a picture of a cat wearing glasses and a bowtie

 

[MeFirst]

A good german beer (not k

 

[Actin]

I have send an IS2 filled with cookies.

If it didn't arrive blaim FedEx

 

[Arete]

I'm upping the ante!

 

[SCandChives]

I vow to defend Yosh and the devs to the death should I see them in game, so, deal?

 

[ViiKumi]

I'll give Yoshi a night with Katy Perry for earlier beta access! (Just remember, no touching!)

 

[UsF]

72 virgins in heaven.

Also bug reports, although I assume they aren't needed once we get our hands on the thing (judging from your statements).

 

[Wesreidau]

I have a daughter. She's two now, but in about twelve years she can legally, at least in the state of Kentucky, be a free baby-sitter. Think of all the quality time you can have with your significant other without your own whining offspring at the restraunt with you!

 

[coldplatypus]

I have a daughter. She's two now, but in about twelve years she can legally, at least in the state of Kentucky, be a free baby-sitter. Think of all the quality time you can have with your significant other without your own whining offspring at the restraunt with you!

Sir, you made me laugh. And i feel terrible for it.

And Yoshi... I have an interesting collection of potato chips that look like John F. Kennedy if that conts.

 

[Shakermaker]

I'll gladly offer carnal services.

 

[Piscator]

Free dental treatment

Free dental treatment

I offer any free dental treatment (well almost anything)!
Whitening, braces etc. anything. Only slight problem is that Yoshi has to come to the UK

 

[Critical]

I'll make sure this will never happen to you again, Yoshi:

 

[Srinidhalaya]

I will repair your HVAC system for free, for next two years!

 

[bit_crusherrr]

I'll offer a bag of reggae reggae nuts and some pringles.

 

[zeretex]

You can have my ‪Wild Wacky Action Bike‬‏ - YouTube

 

[Sah.]

i'll let you touch my boobies.

 

[The Masta]

Guys, by early beta access he probably meant the first 2 beta phases which are already on.

 

[a-pedestrian]

I'll give you a tf2 Bills hat