The 'bribe Yosh for early beta access' Thread

[smith1215]

will do **** for a free copy of RO2.

 

[Wtattearp]

i have already tried bribing he didnt take but i wouldnt mind trying again

 

[C_Gibby]

I won't post it... But I will make them an offer they can't refuse.

Spoiler!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvKXt3Surlk

 

[Hobitt]

Hope its enough

 

[breadtruck]

I offered the joy of being my friend, and was turned down

 

[MrLebanon]

Guys, by early beta access he probably meant the first 2 beta phases which are already on.

 

[coolmu9]

Me Love You Long Time

 

[Zephyr]

I don't need any kidneys! Neither does my sister!

 

[TR00P3R_C]

I can provide you with the tastiest cakes that will lubricate your veins and artery's with delicious sugary icing

 

[koschi]

I will name my first child yoshiro for and instant beta key

 

[gyps]

Yosh is a beer & Cookie man beer & cookies thats the way to go

 

[C_Gibby]

I will give him Europe.

 

[MrLebanon]

I will give him Europe.

I will still hold strong to the Ukraine...

 

[duhsveti]

I will still hold strong to the Ukraine...

I will drive into mordor :IS2:

 

[MrLebanon]

I will drive into mordor :IS2:

one cannot simply DRIVE into MORDOR!!

 

[gyps]

I'll see your Europe

and raise crate of Fursty Ferret ale Oh and 2 packs of double choc cookies

 

[coldplatypus]

one cannot simply DRIVE into MORDOR!!

One can in a :IS2: .

 

[The Algerian]

I'll "clean" a President/Nation Ruler of your choice.

 

[Atavax]

i will shave off my lush and full beard, and send it in an envelope to you, so that you can glue it on your face and have a full beard.

 

[Joseph-Porta]

I vow to defend Yosh and the devs to the death should I see them in game, so, deal?

I'd do that anyday no matter what :3