Your biggest Mother f- moments?
- Thread starter Red Drake
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Ok, very long story here.
My computer has had some stuttering bugs lately, and symptoms of these include hearing the sounds of dead specimens. I fixed these.
So yesterday me and some friends were playing biohazard, in the underground area. I was demo and the last one left, with about 30 specimens remaining.
I turn down the hall and see a big group of clots, gorefasts, a few sirens and a husk. The husk's sounds were drown out by the sirens and everything else, and since it was in the back I only saw a yellowish light. Not only that, but because of, what I thought was, a fleshpound due to noises I flipped out. Unloaded a whole m32 clip (last 6 grenade I had) into the horde, everything exploded, and there was only 1 left.
Now, I was still hearing fleshpound noises but I chalked it up to the stuttering bug again. I start to go down the hall towards the trader. Thinking I was clear, I stop to type, saying I had to leave after this to fix my sound bug. But as I was typing...
"CHWARCK"
"CHWARCK"
"E(rik) was eaten by the flesh pound"
It turns out THE WHOLE TIME, that there was a fleshpound caught in the door the whole round, and by my luck free itself by the time I passed.
Beat this.
My computer has had some stuttering bugs lately, and symptoms of these include hearing the sounds of dead specimens. I fixed these.
So yesterday me and some friends were playing biohazard, in the underground area. I was demo and the last one left, with about 30 specimens remaining.
I turn down the hall and see a big group of clots, gorefasts, a few sirens and a husk. The husk's sounds were drown out by the sirens and everything else, and since it was in the back I only saw a yellowish light. Not only that, but because of, what I thought was, a fleshpound due to noises I flipped out. Unloaded a whole m32 clip (last 6 grenade I had) into the horde, everything exploded, and there was only 1 left.
Now, I was still hearing fleshpound noises but I chalked it up to the stuttering bug again. I start to go down the hall towards the trader. Thinking I was clear, I stop to type, saying I had to leave after this to fix my sound bug. But as I was typing...
"CHWARCK"
"CHWARCK"
"E(rik) was eaten by the flesh pound"
It turns out THE WHOLE TIME, that there was a fleshpound caught in the door the whole round, and by my luck free itself by the time I passed.
Beat this.
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Post your most irritating moments here! I'll start: Wave 10, biolabs, Solo play (server ragequit) 1 zed left, a crawler, I'm using the 9mm (No ammo for flamer) I shoot it two times, and hit my own pipe bomb with the third bullet, blowing us both up.
Rofl. Nice.
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Since i got my own server up and running i put FF on 100% ALWAYS, and i played with my mate as 2 demos about lvl 5-6 both using LAWS, and the bad thing about law....well is that you blow eachothers rocket up when you both fire at the same time....and since the update the splash is quite heavy now you guys might imagine what happened next and not only one time i tell ya!
and not only one time i tell ya!
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You win!
As for me...
Me and five others were playing on one of "Bob's Whorehouse" servers on the typical "doom" map. Midway through the wave, Scrakes appear. Unfortunately, we had a level 6 demo on our team who loved to spam his grenade launcher, so it made it hard to see. For whatever reason, he gets the idea to shoot TWO Scrakes that I'm looking at and trying to back away from so I can better bag headshots (I'm a level 3 SS). Before I could, however, he causes one to rage and charge at me. I get killed. I thank the guy who caused it to rage and kill me for getting it to kill me (in a sarcastic way). I wait to respawn.
Smilin already did.
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Heheh, nice one. Can't say i haven't done that before. (I need to get a memory...)
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hmmm....
My biggest MUTHA !@##@! moment was Biolab, pre heavy metal patch. It was wave ten, I was the only one left in a 6 man suicidal game, and there were two fleshpounds left. I kitted around the map till I was able to decap one of em with the saw (me being a zerker which made it really easy). The last one I was able to decap in that long hallway on the Left side of the "U" room, next to the stairs. I did, and in "thought" victory I shoot the headless FP a few times with the 9mm and zing left going towards the trader in the U room. What I didn't know, is that by shooting the headless FP a few times put it in rage. So just as I turn around from getting to the trader, I get turned into hamburger meat.
Now, not a split second after it kills me, the damn thing bleeds out. Just about every curse word known to man was said over the mic from me and my teammates......FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
My biggest MUTHA !@##@! moment was Biolab, pre heavy metal patch. It was wave ten, I was the only one left in a 6 man suicidal game, and there were two fleshpounds left. I kitted around the map till I was able to decap one of em with the saw (me being a zerker which made it really easy). The last one I was able to decap in that long hallway on the Left side of the "U" room, next to the stairs. I did, and in "thought" victory I shoot the headless FP a few times with the 9mm and zing left going towards the trader in the U room. What I didn't know, is that by shooting the headless FP a few times put it in rage. So just as I turn around from getting to the trader, I get turned into hamburger meat.
Now, not a split second after it kills me, the damn thing bleeds out. Just about every curse word known to man was said over the mic from me and my teammates......FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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