So i was on Hell on Earth Manor, 6 man.
Wave 8, and it was down to a berserker and myself.
The berserker attempted to kite the FP and got gored fast by a gorefast.
This left me, a medic with no armour, to face down an FP, two scrakes and a husk, among other specimens.
So i discard my MP7, nearly depleted as it was, in favour of scrounging for the pain weapon of the other berserkers, the katana. I manage to find it, and i kill some more specimens.
A fellow of mine mentioned to go look for armour, so it dawned upon me to search inside the Manor. I go into the dining hall, down from the hallway, and left of the table, lo and behold: ARMOUR!
Now emboldened by my fortuitous discovery, i head deeper into the map, and emerge from the tunnel ready to face down my foes.
Now with 5% less speed than a berserker, but a katana i turn to the FP and think to myself:
"Well why the fvck not?"
I begin to kite the FP with a katana, moving it and striking him in the head, and nimbly dodging out of the way before he can hit me in return. I do believe i sustained minimum to no damage in this procedure.
After i decapitated the FP he wandered around awkwardly before giving in to my superior armament.
Next i brought out my LAR and drew a bead on the husk. He did not last long after this.
I got in the tunnels and LAR'd the scrake, before assaulting his face with my deagles.
After this, i turned to the other one and said:
"they come into my server"
"and try to kill me"
I unloaded my mags into his face, finishing the round.
I died on wave 10 to a blockade of 3 sirens, a scrake an FP behind me and a couple of specs.
I lol'd hard, considering my epic story of survival i just had 2 waves before.