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They walk among us

Tru3Slaughter

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A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution...
They Walk Among Us


One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???".....
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.".....
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific.." ......
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving"...
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
They Walk Among Us

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces"....

Yep, THEY Walk Among Us


They do walk among us, AND reproduce! AND just think, Many of them just voted in the November elections!!!!!!!!!!! And worse, some of them were ELECTED. copied from another forum author EWO
 
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us
Maby your luggege had its own plane? :D
 
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An overweight woman orders a double bacon burger, large fries and an apple pie at a fast food place while also ordering a diet soft drink to somehow magically cancel out all the **** she's going to eat. Yeah that's the perfect antidote! Good thinking! That's using your lard encrusted brain! Yes dumb people are quite abundant and they are usually the ones to start "gettin their breed on ASAP" so we have legions more awesome specimens to look forward to.
 
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People drink Bud Light because "It Tastes Great!" ... They Walk Among Us.
Yeah light beer is one of the most pointless products ever. Just drink half of one regular beer if you want a light beer. "wow so I just drank 8 light beers..weeeeeee!" Congratulations, you could've just drank 4 normal beers and be done with it (without the excessive urination).
 
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I dont get it :confused:
If you buy a dvd that is not letterbox (widescreen) you are actually losing a significant amount of the sides of film. For some reason (most likely to save money, ya... where hasn't that gone wrong?) way back when it was decided to make movie and television cameras different. Well not surprisingly, eventually people wanted to play movies on their T.V.'s. So the quick and brutal answer was to simply chop off the sides and effectively make every movie worse because you aren't actually watching the whole thing. So ALWAYS buy movies that are in widescreen format. Plus I don't think there is even a price difference between two format versions for dvds.
 
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we were eating at MC donalds, and this 17 year old female friend of my sister nearly choked when i told her the hamburger she was eating was made with cows meat.

she's a vegetarian since lol

and i had that same thing happening to me as Quietus:

this obese woman was ordering food for her obese husband and kids who were already sitting at a table, and she starts ordering enormous amounts of fast-food and she knew all the menu names by head, and after ordering all this food she adds " and 4 coke light's please"
 
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