Quote of the day

[Blimey]

"Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"

- Anonymous

 

[fiftyone]

"Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"

- Anonymous

Tis were they keep thier Correct Action Plan'(s)

 

[Blimey]

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

- Mike Myers

 

[Blimey]

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."

-P. J. O'Rourke

 

[fiftyone]

He that goeth to bedde wyth Dogges, aryseth with fleas.

No idea who scribed that...

Picked it up on a rant about sniper fest in BFBC2...

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

 

[Peter.Steele]

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."

-P. J. O'Rourke

Followed right nicely by the Clan Mackintosh motto: 'Touch Not the Cat Bot a Glove.'

(English translation for the rest of us: 'if you touch a pissed off cat and you're not wearing nice thick gloves, it's your own damn fault if you get clawed all to hell and gone.' )

 

[Blimey]

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist.

A pessimist goes around saying "Things are horrible,
things are terrible, things can't get any worse than this."
And the optimist says "Oh, yes they can."

 

[REZ]

"I am a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will."
Antonio Gramsci


"The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little."
Mark Twain

 

[Lt_Kettch]

"Of course blue dogs are more expensive. Pink dogs are ****e."

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

 

[Grobut]

"History remembers only the truly great and the truly awful. With that in mind, there could still be time to become the next Hitler if you start murdering people now."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"Hey guys, since the wifes are downtown feeding food to the homeless, shouldnt we be down at the nudie bar feeding dollars to the topless?"
Jefferson - Married with Children

 

[Blimey]

"Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel."

- An American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors

 

[Blimey]

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[Peter.Steele]

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[Blimey]

"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."

~Irish saying

 

[fiftyone]

3-D is a waste of a perfectly good dimension.

R Ebert.

 

[Blimey]

"C is for cookie."

- Cookie Monster

 

[Blimey]

Lister: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

Red Dwarf - Cat & Lister

 

[Blimey]

'Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive!'

- Bugs Bunny

 

[Nimsky]

"People talk and talk about individual freedom, but when they see a free individual it's gonna scare 'em." -- from the movie Easy Rider.

Full dialogue:

YouTube - Easy Rider on Freedom