Murphy laws of Killing Floor

[Red Drake]

-The trader always close before you get to buy your weapon.

-As berserker, everything you end up fighting are annoying crawlers.

-If you die as commando, you always take that last hit from a stalker.

-You'll find an armor vest right after you buy one.

-Blowing up is the first cause of death among Demos.

Too true! +rep for you

 

[Heyman]

- If you're on a roll, exactly 2 Fleshpounds, 3 Sirens, and a Scrake will come to fix that.

- Sirens are the main cause of wipes.

- The chance of getting healed by a fellow player is reduced by 10% for every person that joins the game.

- A Fleshpound will die immediately after it's finished tearing you apart.

 

[Deafmute]

-You'll find an armor vest right after you buy one.

FFFFF I hate this so much. Especially on Suicidal. :IS2::IS2:

 

[t0r012]

- as a demo with your trusty m79 you spot the zerker way off in the distance charging a pair of Scrakes and a whole load of crawlers drop down behind him Mr. Spazzy McSpaz Support will decide that his pump shotty is the perfect weapon to dispatch them at such a distance and steps right in front of you as you fire.

 

[Red Drake]

-As a sharpie, some idiot will always rage the FP that you're aiming or the head of.

 

[TreefolkTrample]

- Your lovely shot down the hallway with the LAW to gib the giant group of 14 clots and 8 crawlers, ends in your death as your teammate strafes in front of your shot....5 feet away....