Edit: As you see I changed title so people won't go "OMFG I did not read thread but I read title and I dislike it".
Edit2: DAMN! The title of thread didn't change, I wanted change it to "The Five noobs".
So, I joined a Normal difficulty server which was running RE1 Mansion Story. 5 French people were playing on this. I spawned at beginning of wave 2, as firebug lv6, took deagle, then realised all those 5 people were lvl 1 and 2. Now, skipping boring part, near end of wave 2 I had no ammo (as team mates were stealing all em crates) and I had to go back for new flamethrower. When I picked up new flamer, I just clicked TAB and saw that all team mates died meanwhile I went for flame thrower and that I was top killer at the same time. I was coming back to kill the monsters with my new flame thrower, and the team mates started calling me a noob. I explained, and even said many times before, that they steal all ammo and I'll need to go back for new flamethrower. They or didn't listen, or didn't understand english well, as most of their sentences sounded like "You noob stupid, not save team!" and such sentences.
The next waves looked pretty much same - I killed most of the monsters, team mates were saying "stop you noob" and most of time they were simply dying while I saved their asses. I checked, because I was curious, if there was even kick vote possible on the server, and it wasn't, so most likely that was why I wasn't kicked yet. Well, at beginning of last wave all team mates died (mostly due to putting pipes all over the place and exploding on them, or from grenades). They started spamming "noob" and well, I died near end of the wave from fleshpound and scrake. Next map they voted was The Hive V2FC. Although, 3 people didn't have the map so we had to wait like 5 mins. When they joined, we started playing. I was berserker lv6. Everyone took weapons so I had none left, then I looked around and everyone was already in elevator so I was running, then they went by elevator down without me laughing insanely and spamming "insult player". What could I've done? Well, I simply suicided and waited for spawn at wave 2. Now, I bet you guys are wondering why I didn't quit the server. Reason? I wanted pay back for their assholeness right then. When I spawned on wave 2, I rushed to elevator leaving team mates with scrake and fp, started the bomb, killed pretty much everything myself until team realised how to get the elevator back. When the doors were closing from the end of wave 2, 2 guys made it on time, 1 died in doors being squished with message that I killed him, then the rest was closed out so they suicided with grenades after like 30 seconds. Of course team mates started spamming noob, and the guy who got squished by doors said "Ban. Bye". I waited like 5 mins and laughed as I wasn't banned and waited for elevator to start. When I went in elevator, 2 guys made it too, before I started going up, then I went out elevator and rushed to Patriarch meanwhile those 2 guys came back down for the rest of team. As I started fight with Patriarch, the are closed off for team mates so they couldn't "help" me. 4 of them died, only 1 survived, and realised he can't go to fight patriach, so he blew up himself to look at me fighting Patriarch (I used axe and xbow). Meanwhile they started a vote to change map, and even bigger fail - 5 votes and yet it didn't change map, they needed me to vote as well, so I was laughing so hard it was not easy to aim Patriarch's head with xbow, but I managed to down him 3 times, then after all his heals I decided it became too boring and attacked him with axe. The guy who said he gonna "Ban" me, said it again, "Ban, bye bye noob" which made me laugh even more as I was fighting Patriarch like 10 minutes waiting for the ban which never happened. Then, oddly enough, Patriarch killed me with 65 hp left (1% if I am correct). Team mates started laughing and again spamming that I am a noob. Of course I left after
Now, why did I even post this?
1. Because it was way too funny to not tell what happened to others!
2. So those guys will be exposed to the community - although I forgot the names of those guys, I remember like 3 of them, Blackhawk, Apaxx and Stay Cool.
3. Well, simply because I don't know how to handle strong feelings such as those I had while playing with them so I had to "burst it out" ^^"
EDIT: Since people started asking why I even played on Normal - my pc lags too much so Hard + are very annoying and 2nd why is because I wanted play RE1 mansion, and that was only game with RE1 mansion AND ping lower than 100.
Edit2: DAMN! The title of thread didn't change, I wanted change it to "The Five noobs".
So, I joined a Normal difficulty server which was running RE1 Mansion Story. 5 French people were playing on this. I spawned at beginning of wave 2, as firebug lv6, took deagle, then realised all those 5 people were lvl 1 and 2. Now, skipping boring part, near end of wave 2 I had no ammo (as team mates were stealing all em crates) and I had to go back for new flamethrower. When I picked up new flamer, I just clicked TAB and saw that all team mates died meanwhile I went for flame thrower and that I was top killer at the same time. I was coming back to kill the monsters with my new flame thrower, and the team mates started calling me a noob. I explained, and even said many times before, that they steal all ammo and I'll need to go back for new flamethrower. They or didn't listen, or didn't understand english well, as most of their sentences sounded like "You noob stupid, not save team!" and such sentences.
The next waves looked pretty much same - I killed most of the monsters, team mates were saying "stop you noob" and most of time they were simply dying while I saved their asses. I checked, because I was curious, if there was even kick vote possible on the server, and it wasn't, so most likely that was why I wasn't kicked yet. Well, at beginning of last wave all team mates died (mostly due to putting pipes all over the place and exploding on them, or from grenades). They started spamming "noob" and well, I died near end of the wave from fleshpound and scrake. Next map they voted was The Hive V2FC. Although, 3 people didn't have the map so we had to wait like 5 mins. When they joined, we started playing. I was berserker lv6. Everyone took weapons so I had none left, then I looked around and everyone was already in elevator so I was running, then they went by elevator down without me laughing insanely and spamming "insult player". What could I've done? Well, I simply suicided and waited for spawn at wave 2. Now, I bet you guys are wondering why I didn't quit the server. Reason? I wanted pay back for their assholeness right then. When I spawned on wave 2, I rushed to elevator leaving team mates with scrake and fp, started the bomb, killed pretty much everything myself until team realised how to get the elevator back. When the doors were closing from the end of wave 2, 2 guys made it on time, 1 died in doors being squished with message that I killed him, then the rest was closed out so they suicided with grenades after like 30 seconds. Of course team mates started spamming noob, and the guy who got squished by doors said "Ban. Bye". I waited like 5 mins and laughed as I wasn't banned and waited for elevator to start. When I went in elevator, 2 guys made it too, before I started going up, then I went out elevator and rushed to Patriarch meanwhile those 2 guys came back down for the rest of team. As I started fight with Patriarch, the are closed off for team mates so they couldn't "help" me. 4 of them died, only 1 survived, and realised he can't go to fight patriach, so he blew up himself to look at me fighting Patriarch (I used axe and xbow). Meanwhile they started a vote to change map, and even bigger fail - 5 votes and yet it didn't change map, they needed me to vote as well, so I was laughing so hard it was not easy to aim Patriarch's head with xbow, but I managed to down him 3 times, then after all his heals I decided it became too boring and attacked him with axe. The guy who said he gonna "Ban" me, said it again, "Ban, bye bye noob" which made me laugh even more as I was fighting Patriarch like 10 minutes waiting for the ban which never happened. Then, oddly enough, Patriarch killed me with 65 hp left (1% if I am correct). Team mates started laughing and again spamming that I am a noob. Of course I left after
Now, why did I even post this?
1. Because it was way too funny to not tell what happened to others!
2. So those guys will be exposed to the community - although I forgot the names of those guys, I remember like 3 of them, Blackhawk, Apaxx and Stay Cool.
3. Well, simply because I don't know how to handle strong feelings such as those I had while playing with them so I had to "burst it out" ^^"
EDIT: Since people started asking why I even played on Normal - my pc lags too much so Hard + are very annoying and 2nd why is because I wanted play RE1 mansion, and that was only game with RE1 mansion AND ping lower than 100.
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