Biggest teamkill fail in RO2/Rising Storm?

[Nikita]

Simple question. What's the unluckiest, funniest, and worst teamkill you've ever gotten in RO2?

My unluckiest: Capping C on Red October Factory as the Russians, I was participating in fierce fighting inside the factory building itself. My Russian allies were bunched up heavily in the back right corner of the building. Up ahead, I noticed a German peek out from behind the flaming T-34 tank, then duck back into cover. I quickly set my PPSh aside, primed a grenade, cooked it for a heartbeat, and sent it on a graceful arc aimed behind the knocked-out tank. Suddenly, I saw the grenade hit a steel rafter and come bouncing back perfectly towards me--I could almost have caught it with my teeth. Killed myself and three teammates, and got a number of team wounds as well.

Funniest: This was back during the free weekend when Barashka was released. A T-34 was far behind German lines on their side of the river, turret traversing aimlessly, it's driver clearly quite new and incompetent. I was playing as a German engineer, and I was able to calmly walk up, throw a satchel on its deck, and back away. Just as I was smirking in anticipation of the glorious explosion, I saw a Level 13 German rifleman run up right up to the tank, take careful aim, and begin firing uselessly at the turret from point-blank range. Before I could even reach for the press-to-talk button to warn him off, the satchel charge exploded and flung the bleeding torso that was what remained of poor Fritz a good twenty paces.

Worst teamkill: Marked artillery on the tree three feet in front of me once as a German Commander on Fallen Fighters. After getting session banned for the ludicrous amount of teamkills, I have never failed to check my map before calling in artillery since.

 

[Sensemann]

Long time ago, Red October Factory. I am engineer and want to blow up the door on the left side into the factory building in round 1. Place the satchel, when suddenly, we start to cap. I shout "careful, bomb on the left!".

Insta-kicked for excessive teamkilling, approx. 3 minutes into the 1st round...

 

[Appleshampoo]

Unluckiest: I was playing Russians on Apartments and I was running past B bridge on the left into the apartmets that lead to the broken hole in the wall where the German stationary MG fires into. I had a primed grenade to clear out the room ahead and I had it cooked dangerously close with 3 teammates behind me. A random MG round through the wall caught me right in the beak and I dropped the nade and killed everyone.

Funniest: I was in a bush in a vegetated area on Eastern side toward D on Peleliu as Japs and my teammate and I chased an American into there and he managed to escape but we didn't know it and we ended up chasing each other, hip firing our entire clips in the bushes and we killed each other haha. Felt so stupid.

Worst: Was on Pavlov's House as Russians and we were capping E towards the end of the game and we had run out of reinforcements and we were just about to cap the objective and my teammate comes flying around the corner towards the top of the stairs and I blew his head off and lost us the objective and I think game. lol. I just said "and" a lot in that explanation, my apologies.

 

[morticore]

Few days after relase of Rising Storm I tried to become mortar man. I carefully sneaked to the ruined bunker on the Iwo, aimed small canyon often visited by Amies and BANG!!! Three kills including me. The hole in the roof was too small...

 

[The Beast (nl)]

I can understand these...

But when a camping teammate is shooting you in back from 5 mtrs away when you are capping i have no good word for that action.

Throwing grenades is much more difficult than in ROost. I can`t remember quickly but i will surely have had bouncing grenades too that killed my teammates.

 

[Mormegil]

From the last free weekend, I was playing TL on Kessel. We fought tooth and nail to get to the final objective, and started capping 2 seconds before the clock ran out - Overtime!

While laying prone in the objective aiming out towards where the enemy should approach, watching the cap bar climb slowly, with only 1 second left until victory...TK'd!

We lost the match.

 

[Coopsta]

Another satchel play

Another satchel play

A couple days ago I'm playing Betio as Engineer and we're taking the final objective where the satchel target is on the roof. I had never played this far in the map before, so I thought I could throw the satchel from the second storey. I walk out onto the roof and pop my satchel. Then I look up, realize I can't reach the antenna with the satchel, so I toss it off the roof to save my life. Turns out the balcony is directly over the main entrance to the building. Instant TK kicked.

 

[nymets1104]

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Worst teamkill: Marked artillery on the tree three feet in front of me once as a German Commander on Fallen Fighters. After getting session banned for the ludicrous amount of teamkills, I have never failed to check my map before calling in artillery since.

HA HA!
Were you able to get a FORCE RESPAWN in before the Session Ban???

Great Thread

 

[LordKhaine]

First spawn on Station. I was SL. I switched to smoke grenade during the pause before play. I immediately tossed the smoke nade to the ground to both prevent my smoke being used by the attackers and to hopefully provide cover for freshly spawning defenders.

... at least that was the theory. I had actually pressed 5 by mistake instead of 4 and so I'd switched to binocs. And as you no doubt know the toss nade button is melee attack with the binocs. Needless to say it was difficult trying to explain to someone how I'd managed to accidentally tk them with binocs in spawn .

 

[Imperator314]

First spawn on Station. I was SL. I switched to smoke grenade during the pause before play. I immediately tossed the smoke nade to the ground to both prevent my smoke being used by the attackers and to hopefully provide cover for freshly spawning defenders.

... at least that was the theory. I had actually pressed 5 by mistake instead of 4 and so I'd switched to binocs. And as you no doubt know the toss nade button is melee attack with the binocs. Needless to say it was difficult trying to explain to someone how I'd managed to accidentally tk them with binocs in spawn .

Did you get the achievement for getting a binoc kill?

 

[LordKhaine]

Did you get the achievement for getting a binoc kill?

I already had it, thankfully. It would be a bit of a blow to unlock that in such a manner.

 

[Giuliano]

Walked into a room in apartments where I saw a Russian and a German awkwardly circling each other, seeing who would stab first. I ran in to help my German comrade and ended up stabbing them both.

 

[Rattler]

The biggest teamkill fail I witnessed was during the latest free weekend, some noob killed like 6 or 7 of us with one grenade on Cold Steel. It wasn't a dead grenade, he just threw it in "random" room without even checking if there are friends or foes in there.

 

[GARY OAK]

I accidentally ran over 5 ivans with my t-34 when crossing the first bridge on bridges of druzina, i think they were lying down hiding in the smoke. the t-34 needs a horn or somthing so i can toot it when driving into smoke.

 

[Ruin]

Was playing on coldsteel as a machine gunner, I was about to walk through a door when i russian popped his head around. I hip fired my mg and caught him in the leg. He quickly ducked back around to bandage, i pulled out my pistol and rushed forward for the kill. I turned the corner and fired a single round right into the chest of the german who had just stabbed him.

 

[Jorma]

On Cold steel, twb's campaign server attacking as russians. Our team was quite mad and flaming each other already because the time was almost over and we were still trying to get the first cap and the german side was once again playing really good. Our squad was trying to flank from the left instead of attacking the building. Behind the destroyed walls at the left side of A, I was throwing a grenade over the the walls (easiest nade ever) but just as I was releasing the mouse button to throw the cooked nade, an enemy grenade blew just right behind me not killing me but "pushing" me closer to the wall and that caused my grenade to hit the wall in front of me and bounce right to my teammates advancing on the left flank.. Needless to say, no-one of those three teamkilled believed my explanation.

That was my unluckiest, but also the funniest tk fail

 

[how2skate_com]

You see a teammate, he sees you, you both aim and at the same time you notice he's a teammate, you still pull the trigger and it's too late to stop your finger.

Especially if there's a second shot after that. Gets really funny... as long as you remember it's just a game.

 

[MeFirst]

When you go around a corner and you see a teammate. You look at him, he looks at you and he is shooting you in cold blood.

 

[AussiePariah]

I was chasing a German with my bayonet through the building on the far right on Apartments, a teammate followed me, as I came around the corner the team mate shot the German, and I ended up stabbing and being stabbed by a third team mate who had rushed the German from behind. Left us all laughing in disbelief.

 

[Eiven]

I got autoballanced to the American team and suddenly I stupidly walked over where I planet a booby trap earlier without checking first and blew up my whole squad sending me to the menu with the message "kicked for too many teamkills" in my face before I could even understand what had happened.