Your most hilarious death on KF

[Dolphin Buff Man]

Oy my god, I hate that dose of spastic mouse that you get randomly in the game! It never happens when you think it will, and sometimes it just goes nuts for a small time... Funny afterwards, but annoying and frustrating while it happens. I don't mind dying if a zed kicks the crap out of me and my team cos we just weren't able to stop them effectively, but I despise dying not through my own lack of skill. For example, grenade glitch, spastic mouse (yes that is the technical term ), team blocking a door, player join late and remain AFK, etc. Sucks so bad...

 

[lawszepie]

doomv7 hard long friendly fire, I'm a zerker and I'm pwning a sc then suddenly a freaked out demo blows me up into blood'n gore with all six rounds of his m32, then the sc rage and kill him, "your team have been wipe out"

 

[limBo.::.DancE]

Oy my god, I hate that dose of spastic mouse that you get randomly in the game! It never happens when you think it will, and sometimes it just goes nuts for a small time... Funny afterwards, but annoying and frustrating while it happens. I don't mind dying if a zed kicks the crap out of me and my team cos we just weren't able to stop them effectively, but I despise dying not through my own lack of skill. For example, grenade glitch, spastic mouse (yes that is the technical term ), team blocking a door, player join late and remain AFK, etc. Sucks so bad...

it's particularly annoying when after you get "control" back, you'r already being grabbed by clots.. and then! just for fun... A SIREN APPEARS!! fck**** screaming! bahh i hate those spastic mouse things

 

[horzineplumpudding]

I was playing medic on normal foundry with mp7 and aa12 as a back-up weapon. The whole squad got wiped somehow and I escaped. There were like 6 or 7 specimen left, my armor was gone and my aa12 had like 2 shots left in the current mag + another mag. A scrake and fleshpound were fighting eachother and I was watching from another floor.

So I sat down, tossed few healing darts to see if they would notice me and .... and ....... another enraged scrake came around the corner and got into my face instantly.

"ok aa12 easy, oh wait got to reload ... oh God, why is my health going away so fast, OH NOOO, NO ARMOR".

*Wiped*

That's the most embarrassing death I've had in a while

 

[Double_Deagle]

Well, I was fooling around in hard on waterworks in a pub game a few days ago, and I end up the last one left alive on wave 9. I do fine, killing FPs and scrakes and everything else and the last zeds left alive are 3 sirens. I pop one with my bow and pull out my hc only to find I had picked up a second one at some point.

Well, I decide I'm feeling a little rambo and run straight at the last two sirens dumping rounds. You know the slight delay in siren damage? Well, I died right after the second siren did, and it actually turned out not to be a wipe, I spawned with the rest of the team as the next wave began. I laughed my *** off at that xD

 

[HaTeMe]

Well, I was fooling around in hard on waterworks in a pub game a few days ago, and I end up the last one left alive on wave 9. I do fine, killing FPs and scrakes and everything else and the last zeds left alive are 3 sirens. I pop one with my bow and pull out my hc only to find I had picked up a second one at some point.

Well, I decide I'm feeling a little rambo and run straight at the last two sirens dumping rounds. You know the slight delay in siren damage? Well, I died right after the second siren did, and it actually turned out not to be a wipe, I spawned with the rest of the team as the next wave began. I laughed my *** off at that xD

Rofl thats awesome.

I also had an odd siren encounter yesterday. At wave 6 or so a group of 6 sirens appeared out of nowhere on Hospital, ok no problem there I had some distance beetween and killed them. The wave after that however, I was approaching a corner and saw a siren standing right behind it, waiting for me. Literally just standing there not trying to move and attack. Well, I went ahead and ambushed her instead laughing and being all like "Tried to ambush me huh?!" and then... 3 more sirens came from every direction and killed me.

I tell you the specimens are getting smarter.

 

[gusone]

Funniest was when we were playing Arcade Shopping and some fool enraged a Flushpound and jumped onto the skateboard to escape the angry guy. Unfortunately as the guy passed the FP on the skateboard the FP jumped on it as well and the two disappeared into the distance duking it out toe to toe on the skateboard. FP won. You have to see it, it just had the whole team in stitches.

 

[Dipsh]

Eh first post.
I was playing 3 man hard bioticslab one time and we were base camping. I was covering the front hall, medic's covering the left hall and a sharpie covering the right hall.
I see 2 scrakes coming, one from my hall and one from the left hall. I blast my scrake with an aa12 and went to help the medic. Outa no where a scrake comes in and stabs me in the back with a chainsaw, pushing me into the other scrake.

Anyways, they both stick chainsaws into me and forced me into the wall. I had full armor and hp so i stood there for 5 seconds just watching as them smile and make a sandwich out of us.

 

[Grabbed_by_the_Spetsnaz]

We're playing mountain pass, wave 10 out of 10 when a flesh pound flanks us and wipes out all my team, being behind the lot I was the only survivour left, so I backpedaled shooting all the guns I had (lever,Duel deagle,mp7) I ran outta ammo managed to reload my deagles and finished him with only 27 health left, I gave myself a fistpump and forgot I was still holding 's' and backpedaled off the crack in the road and fell to my death.

Also the first time I've been kicked from a server

 

[Blockbot]

funniest death?

tripple siren while I was chocking on a piece of bread.

 

[Dolphin Buff Man]

Lol blockbot, i like that one. Damn it, no one said that the Pattie had been working on toast specimen... Powdered toast man anyone?

I've had those ones where the phone goes and you nede to answer it, you get ina corner and say cover me, and come back not even 30 seconds later to find that your dead... I always dread the ill timed phone call, gets ya every time.

 

[Grabbed_by_the_Spetsnaz]

funniest death?

tripple siren while I was chocking on a piece of bread.

Stacked sirens HAVE to be one of the leading causes of death in KF_Farm

 

[Quadruplesword]

Just a couple days ago, I was playing Mountain Pass with a full squad (6 people including me) on normal difficulty. I was playing as a medic, and we made it up to the patriarch. Patty does his flashy intro, and starts toward our location. We waited around for a pretty long time with no sign of him. Then all of a sudden, BAM! The patriarch appears out of thin air right in front of me and whacks me with his tentacle, killing me and launching my dead body about 15 feet into the air. It scared the crap outta me at first, but then I cracked up laughing from watching my carcass lift off into the air several feet.

 

[killerprime29]

My stupidest death on KF

My stupidest death on KF

Well, all of a sudden I had my lvl 4. sharpshooter perk on, had my crossbow, and was shooting like mad at scrakes and fleshpounds on round 9 . All of a sudden, one FP got me, and my heALth was down to 25 so i took out my knife and sprinted throughout the halls of doom2. then i encountered this random guy with an AA12 and was lvl 6 Support specialist, so i thought he'd be able to kill the fleshpounds. (i had control of the scrakes)... So of course, it wasnt valve-anti-cheat protected, so all of a freaking sudden, this guy started shooting f**king nukes out of his AA12 , and im sitting there... WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! ... and then he just spawned a car and drove in the big room with blue flooring, i was running with my knife and like 76 health trying to hop in... but we hadn't realized that it was round 10/10, and the patriarch was coming... So at last minute (when the patriarch spawned) i set up 6 pipebombs with my demolutions perk. all of a sudden, this guy , rainbows came out from under his feet, and he just friggin' blasted away... I was pissing myself with laughter, but i was like WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED?! and ofcourse, the patricarch shot like 3 shots of his tiny little chaingun, and like 6 rockets,,, and then theres me over there bouncing around thinking about what the hell just happend....... ill never forget that death...

 

[horzineplumpudding]

I was playing demo, I fired my M79 on a husk, his fireball detonated my grenade in my nose and I blew up.

 

[C_Gibby]

I died a few times in this vid:

Killing Floor's Vehicle Mod - YouTube

I lol'd a lot, too. I'm Gibli. :3

 

[Blockbot]

ok, was playing suicidal and we was a team of 6 level 4-6 berserkers equppied with chainsaw. we stod in this cramped room on badlam and we was chanisawing eachother and stuff. Suddenly admin joined spectator turned on friendlyfire and 4of us died by teamkill. and the 2 that was left found them self just 2sec after they realised what just happend stearing down a rocket launcher barrel and poof... all pain was gone!

 

[E(rik)]

The greatest, most heroic and tear jerking death I have ever seen happened, happened yesterday (Not my death).

HoE 5-man, Farm. Wave 10. We had 1 Demo, 2 Zerkers, 1 Medic (Me) and 1 sharpshooter. The Demo went to go get ammo, leaving us. During that time, a Scrake came and made mincemeat of our Sharpie and nearly killed the rest of us. We began running for our lives, seeing the horizon of:

-3 Fleshpounds.
-6(!) Scrakes
-Loads of other trash, including 4 sirens.

The Demo gets back, being fine on health. He sees that we're all struggling to survive.

In record time, he makes a pipebomb hat of 7 pipesbombs. He then begins to shout over the mike.

"EVERYONE! I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU! TELL MORIA THAT I LOVE HER! AND TELL MICHEAL TO BE STRONG FOR HIS MOTHER!"

He then runs into the horrifying swarm, gibbing everything there. Including himself.

Was the greastest thing I ever saw.

 

[TheBoobyTrap]

Wave 5, 1 bloat left, 2 players, HoE..

My mate dies by the bloat. I go in to tana he bloat then it kills me. GF

 

[MrBugger]

I was the last surviver of my team (14 players) then I began shouting so hard Real hardcore screaming! I manage to kill 132 of 135 zombies. then I got such a bad cough of my screaming that The 2last clots and crawlers finnished me of