Your most hilarious death on KF
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Foundry, HoE. was playing Zerker, was at 40% Siren jumped from 2nd floor, landed on my head and screamed. had no idea she was there
More hilarious than accidentally backing out of a third floor window in offices is backing off of where the road ends in Mountain pass. I have done this once, but I have also seen a few friends do it. It's pretty funny. I do believe, the patriarch launched at least one person off that ledge as well.
Next time kite patty or a raging fleshpound with you
At least make your death worth it.
Mine would have to be...
KF-TheHive, with 11 A.I. bots (total of 12)
I was on the train home, like, to the mansion, (where the Pat was), and my bots all started pushing me toward the door of the train.
They eventually pushed me off in front of the train and I got splattered.
But it was fun watching all those bots get raped by the Pat.
KF-TheHive, with 11 A.I. bots (total of 12)
I was on the train home, like, to the mansion, (where the Pat was), and my bots all started pushing me toward the door of the train.
They eventually pushed me off in front of the train and I got splattered.
But it was fun watching all those bots get raped by the Pat.
I think I've told this one before, what the hell I'll tell it again, its always a funny story I think.
Back before the Heavy Metal patch, before the stalker count got reduced to 3200 from I think was 4400. On six man suicidal bio lab, I was the last one alive as a Zerker on wave 10. The trader was at the "U" room and I'm at that long all that leads upstairs going towards the spawn. There are two Fleshpounds, I decap the first with my chainsaw, let it bleed out, then do the second one, but as I do it I yell out "Finally for fack sake we can get this map done" (friends and I worked on it for about 3 hours at the time) and pull out my 9mm and pop the headless Fleshpound in "thought" victory. I forget that the damn thing at the time can still rage even without its head, so when I get to the trader I turn around and get greeted by a headless guided missile!!! It kills me, and not a second after it does it falls over and dies....FAIL!!! I remember how frustrating it was how those damn things zeroed in on you. The damn thing not only had to run down the hall, but turn left, then turn right to smack me before it finally bled out.... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Back before the Heavy Metal patch, before the stalker count got reduced to 3200 from I think was 4400. On six man suicidal bio lab, I was the last one alive as a Zerker on wave 10. The trader was at the "U" room and I'm at that long all that leads upstairs going towards the spawn. There are two Fleshpounds, I decap the first with my chainsaw, let it bleed out, then do the second one, but as I do it I yell out "Finally for fack sake we can get this map done" (friends and I worked on it for about 3 hours at the time) and pull out my 9mm and pop the headless Fleshpound in "thought" victory. I forget that the damn thing at the time can still rage even without its head, so when I get to the trader I turn around and get greeted by a headless guided missile!!! It kills me, and not a second after it does it falls over and dies....FAIL!!! I remember how frustrating it was how those damn things zeroed in on you. The damn thing not only had to run down the hall, but turn left, then turn right to smack me before it finally bled out.... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
I was playing on the Bad old timers Slot Machine server a week or two ago. I threw an unholy hand grenade. Was about to get out of the pull in range of the black hole. I was caught in it being pulled back very slightly to the point I could not escape, had a fleshpound behind me, slowly taking down my health armor, stuck against me. No worries there being a level 50 medic on the server. Armor lasts looooooong. But then it said. A FLESHPOUND HAS PUSHED BOT_CMDR-A OVER THE EDGE. And I was all WHAAAAAAAAT. Stupid unreal physics engine :[
Lol, don't know if you were there for this one Cmdr, but a few days ago, I got like Unholy Hand Grenade after Unholy Hand Grenade...and we were on Arcade Gas Station. After my 9th (or 10th) in a row, I moved a bit further on the roof towards the carwash, not realizing the guys behind me all were NOT covering my backs...which allowed a group of clots to spawn behind me, so that I was caught in my own Black Hole...stupid clots.
I don't actually play there as often as I should due to internet problems. But I've had a more ridiculous mishap with an UHG in death basin sands where near the end of the wave I threw one when there was no one left alive except me facing a bunch of fleshpounds and a few pat jrs. And I had a bunch of enemies left that I just was all screw it *throws it* and didn't realize there wasn't many enemies left. And the wave ended. and everyone kept getting sucked into the black hole because it was near the center. And the screen was spammed with so and so went where no man should go. Everyone died about 5 + times before they couldn't respawn automatically. So I had to finish the next wave on my own completely. It was hilarious yet I felt so bad for it.
Manor, HoE, 4man, defending inside the tunnel. At wave 10, I plant two pipes around 10 feet away from each other prepared for the first pair of fleshpounds. And I place myself on top of the second pipe and as the first pair of pound is killed, I plan to back off behind the team.
After several lonely clots, I finally get to see one of the pound. He walk on top of the pipe as wanted, then teamates shoot him right before the pipe goes off. The pound is killed as I want it to, and his ALREADY DEAD BODY is launched towards me, and I hear "beep beep beep... BOMB".
And I now know that dead body can also set off pipebombs. Good lesson.
After several lonely clots, I finally get to see one of the pound. He walk on top of the pipe as wanted, then teamates shoot him right before the pipe goes off. The pound is killed as I want it to, and his ALREADY DEAD BODY is launched towards me, and I hear "beep beep beep... BOMB".
And I now know that dead body can also set off pipebombs. Good lesson.
I accidentally hit T without realizing while on normal... didn't realize until I had been killed by a stalker and two clots.
I now have a most hilarious death. I was on Wyre, hard mode and I was a level 4 Demolition with Pipes and the LAW.
We were on the roof and I was in the middle of the roof, standing on the left side of the door looking over; I had one last pipe bomb, and on the right side two Fleshpounds came over from the corner. The Commando watching that side said "2 fp" and I noticed there was no pipe bomb there; Our Support Specialist with the AA12 was on the other side running around on the ground and our Sharpshooter was a level 3 who only uses 9mm and hand cannon.
I ran over to where the Commando was, on the little ledge that the Specimens have to jump up onto and laid a pipe bomb down at my feet. I said on the Microphone "I DIE FOR YOU MY FRIENDS" and then the Fleshpounds raged, I took out my LAW, and standing there stopped the Fleshpounds from getting up, but they were next to another - And in front of me, and my pipe.
Beep beep~ I blew up, and took both Fleshpounds with me.
My team members said they would remember my heroic sacrifice.
We were on the roof and I was in the middle of the roof, standing on the left side of the door looking over; I had one last pipe bomb, and on the right side two Fleshpounds came over from the corner. The Commando watching that side said "2 fp" and I noticed there was no pipe bomb there; Our Support Specialist with the AA12 was on the other side running around on the ground and our Sharpshooter was a level 3 who only uses 9mm and hand cannon.
I ran over to where the Commando was, on the little ledge that the Specimens have to jump up onto and laid a pipe bomb down at my feet. I said on the Microphone "I DIE FOR YOU MY FRIENDS" and then the Fleshpounds raged, I took out my LAW, and standing there stopped the Fleshpounds from getting up, but they were next to another - And in front of me, and my pipe.
Beep beep~ I blew up, and took both Fleshpounds with me.
My team members said they would remember my heroic sacrifice.
Just chilling on Farm, kicking *** and taking names. I like how I can be shot, stabbed, puked on, maimed, bitten, pounded, chainsawed, torched, blown up, and impaled and still be more or less fine but I still can't scale a 4 foot tall fence.
I bet more mother****ers have been killed by that fence than by all the other specimens combined.
I bet more mother****ers have been killed by that fence than by all the other specimens combined.
When i first learned grenades can detonate other grenades. We were holed up in the church in west london, we decided we'd let one of the doors go and throw ONE grenade. As best I can imagine, it must have been a 3 grenade long midair chain(Something like \ _ / ) , because the very second i let go of the grenade i blew up, 3/4 of the way across the church.
well i didnt quite die...but i should have...SERIOUSLY!! my friend did
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My favorite death recently was on the Aperture map, I was wave 10 solo hard, starting the wave. I was out the front of the trader that is on the long ledge. I was just placing pipes and stuff when the wave started so i got into postion out the front of the trader, ready to run when things went badly. I hear a fleshPound and think, ok, im ready for it. What i wasnt ready for was it landing on my head along with his friend, Flesh Pound Numero 2. They raped me for a bit, then ir an to my pipes and as I rounded the corner to head down a hallway, I was met with the barrel of a charging up Husk. I was on 40% health before Mr husk smoked me...
I wasn't impressed at the time, but now i think it's pretty funny.
I wasn't impressed at the time, but now i think it's pretty funny.