My funniest kill was my first kill. I thought it was some kind of sick TWI joke. I promptly restarted my computer.
Sturm.
Sturm.
Your Funniest Kill
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I shot a nazi as he was just climbing out of a trench, he went flying back in with explosive force 
On apartments as Germans, laying prone inside a building with a K98 w/ bayonet, and watching carefully the entrance from where the Russians are about to come from...
Suddenly
"lol i wonder what sound the floorboards will make if i beyonet them"
...and literally I do this just as a teammate runs past me
Worst TK ever
Suddenly
"lol i wonder what sound the floorboards will make if i beyonet them"
...and literally I do this just as a teammate runs past me
Worst TK ever
It was on TE-Station. I was on the first floor (well, second to americans?). A German on the story above, clearly visible through the hole in the ceiling. I send a burst of ppsh up into him and he dies. I centre my view and start to walk across the room....
... and then the corpse fell down from above landing square on the table in the room in front of me, spread eagle. A split second later the semi-automatic rifle he was carrying lands on his chest and lays there.
... and then the corpse fell down from above landing square on the table in the room in front of me, spread eagle. A split second later the semi-automatic rifle he was carrying lands on his chest and lays there.
Shot a German climbing over a wall on fallen fighters as rifleman from about 180m. Turns out another one had been crouched behind said wall. The bullet passed through the chest of the first guy straight though the head of the second.
Also shot a prone guy in the head on Spartanovka, and to my surprise he flew up several feet into the air as if completing an extraordinarily vigorous press up.
Also shot a prone guy in the head on Spartanovka, and to my surprise he flew up several feet into the air as if completing an extraordinarily vigorous press up.
I don't have anything too funny, but some time back on Pavlov's House I killed this AT guy and wanted his weapon as I was a rifleman myself and I accidently picked up like 3 satchel charges from him. I wanted to get rid of em but I for some reason didnt just backspace them away but I actually primed them and threw them away. I continue to run upstairs and didnt think anything much would happen, until I notice I got like 6 kills with them (all satchels were thrown in the same place o.o) as well as destroying a destroyable mini-objective and got a few points for that
Other, more of a weird, thing was in station when I was indoors fighting with a PPSh and I fire a long burst at a guy who's close to me but I somehow miss him and the only kill I notice I got was a guy 126m away, and this was indoors o.o I have no idea what exactly happened
Other, more of a weird, thing was in station when I was indoors fighting with a PPSh and I fire a long burst at a guy who's close to me but I somehow miss him and the only kill I notice I got was a guy 126m away, and this was indoors o.o I have no idea what exactly happened
I was in a dark corner of a dark room, thinking to myself how bloody dark it was, when for no reason at all i decided to do a bayonet lunge, only for some poor German to run into the room straight onto the end of my bayonet.. got a 2m bayonet kill... it was so random. It was just all backwards!
I got paranoid on some map and heard some shots behind me, I quickly turned around and caught a blur of a guy and just instictivly shot him. Turns out he was a fellow Ivan...
He was not impressed, as far as the chat went lol.
He was not impressed, as far as the chat went lol.
Funniest Kill -- The one that gets me session banned for suspected hacking.
There should be a required IQ test before someone can get a server lol
There should be a required IQ test before someone can get a server lol
I guess my ancient request for bino melee was responded! I wish they had patched RO1 for it too
Not so much my funniest kill as it is my most haunting moment, but I feel it deserves to be here nonetheless.
I was on prone on the German roofs near spawn in Pavlovs house. I'm scanning the horizon for Russian targets. A couple try to take up sniping positions and I instantly drop a couple rounds into them.
Then out of the corner of my eye I catch a mustard uniform mulling around the leftest house on the Russian side. I follow his movement, not wanting to fire a round and reveal my position to any enemy that may be lying in wait. He goes up the stairs and for a moment I lose him. Next thing I know he's on the roof and has come out the door, in plain view of every German sniper.
He's running full sprint across the roof so I wait it out and hope he stops moving so I can take the shot. He doesn't stop.
He runs full sprint, straight off of the roof. Time almost goes slowly as I watch him plummet off of the roof as he disappears into a cloud of grey smoke below. It was the most disturbing thing I've seen in any game to date. The worst thing about it was that I didn't see him hit the ground. It was so damn eerie.
I was on prone on the German roofs near spawn in Pavlovs house. I'm scanning the horizon for Russian targets. A couple try to take up sniping positions and I instantly drop a couple rounds into them.
Then out of the corner of my eye I catch a mustard uniform mulling around the leftest house on the Russian side. I follow his movement, not wanting to fire a round and reveal my position to any enemy that may be lying in wait. He goes up the stairs and for a moment I lose him. Next thing I know he's on the roof and has come out the door, in plain view of every German sniper.
He's running full sprint across the roof so I wait it out and hope he stops moving so I can take the shot. He doesn't stop.
He runs full sprint, straight off of the roof. Time almost goes slowly as I watch him plummet off of the roof as he disappears into a cloud of grey smoke below. It was the most disturbing thing I've seen in any game to date. The worst thing about it was that I didn't see him hit the ground. It was so damn eerie.
today on spartanovka....
i was sneaking as russian rifleman with captured K98 veteran reward on right side between the houses....
then i realized i passed a huge amount of germans looking towards our spawn....
i prepared for charging them and killed 4 of them in less than 3 seconds with my K98 bajonett before i got gunned down
i was sneaking as russian rifleman with captured K98 veteran reward on right side between the houses....
then i realized i passed a huge amount of germans looking towards our spawn....
i prepared for charging them and killed 4 of them in less than 3 seconds with my K98 bajonett before i got gunned down
In Apartments, I was attempting a bayonet charge at a German using my Mosin-Nagant.
1. I charging at him while he backed up a stairwell. He backed into the wall while shooting something semi-automatic. He wounded me several times.
2. As he couldn't backstep anymore, I simultaneously lost forward momentum due to being wounded or something.
3. He ran out of bullets and started reloading. Meanwhile, for several seconds, I kept shoving the bayonet right up in front of his eyes - just out of reach.
4. He finished reloading and I pressed the trigger. Bam, the hip-shot went through the heart. I bandaged and went on fighting.
1. I charging at him while he backed up a stairwell. He backed into the wall while shooting something semi-automatic. He wounded me several times.
2. As he couldn't backstep anymore, I simultaneously lost forward momentum due to being wounded or something.
3. He ran out of bullets and started reloading. Meanwhile, for several seconds, I kept shoving the bayonet right up in front of his eyes - just out of reach.
4. He finished reloading and I pressed the trigger. Bam, the hip-shot went through the heart. I bandaged and went on fighting.
In Fallen Fighters i was in Unimag as german rifleman. I had one bullet left in my kar, so I shoot without ironsights randomly where the russian spawn is. As soon as I turned backwards, reloaded and went to another window, a kill message popped up...
3 achievements popped up and I lol'd hard
Spoiler!
3 achievements popped up and I lol'd hard
Actually do have a good one. Fallen Fighters. The Germans were absolutely crushing us and had pushed up all the way to our spawn.
With my SVT in hand, I flanked around the back of our spawn and stumbled across 5-6 German soldiers tucked up in the rubble, popping shots off at guys in our spawn area. I pulled up my sights and unloaded on them. With so many targets it all became a haze and I just started to spraying with little regard for accuracy.
When my magazine was spent, 4 Germans had slumped face first into the ground with one German spinning around, seemingly perplexed as to what was going on. I reloaded my gun and finished him off with one single shot to the stomach as he turned to see me.
3 more Germans idiotically ran up to the same position that their former team mates had once held and yet again I gunned them down with ease. The funniest thing about it was their monumental sense of being clueless as to what was going on.
With my SVT in hand, I flanked around the back of our spawn and stumbled across 5-6 German soldiers tucked up in the rubble, popping shots off at guys in our spawn area. I pulled up my sights and unloaded on them. With so many targets it all became a haze and I just started to spraying with little regard for accuracy.
When my magazine was spent, 4 Germans had slumped face first into the ground with one German spinning around, seemingly perplexed as to what was going on. I reloaded my gun and finished him off with one single shot to the stomach as he turned to see me.
3 more Germans idiotically ran up to the same position that their former team mates had once held and yet again I gunned them down with ease. The funniest thing about it was their monumental sense of being clueless as to what was going on.
