would you be able to take on a clot?

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smalldemon

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Jun 3, 2010
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Tough one

Tough one

Seriously, if I were in front of it, i'd try not to confront the clot. Maybe I'd block its way to reach me, then I'd flee.
 

9_6

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Sep 4, 2009
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Psh, if their heads are made of babyfat like in the game, one touch would just make them explode.
I also got a knife that is almost a machete so I'm good.
 

Unit-05

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Sep 27, 2009
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Actually, take a sock, put in a campbell's chicken noodle soup can inside of it, swing it hard and bash em with it

CAMPBELL'D

Or a good one is a frozen pizza pocket in a sock, frozen bread and cheeze is some really hard S***. and the muffled sound as it would make would be funny as hell as you hit them.

or better yet, pillow case and bowling ball.
 
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Deadbolt

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Jul 23, 2008
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how bout a tube sock filled with woodchips...what my dad's a carpenter...(reference anyone?!)
 

Crusher

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Nov 22, 2005
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Take 2 pens and stab them in his eyes. Then run to kitchen, take a large knife and slice his throat. Then cover the whole place in pigs blood, leave a couple of animal hairs, clean the pens and knives and everything else I touched. Put other clothes on and take some extra clothes with me, put my old clothes in a garbage bag with some stones and some holes in the bag (don't want it to float). Burn the house down. Throw the bag in a river and then dissapear. That is if murdering a clot is illegal.
 
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Yomommassis

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Sep 24, 2009
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well considering i sit right next to my window, if i didnt get tackled and mauled right off the bat..i would probably be scared outta my pants that someone jsut busted through my window

then i would either grab the katana/machete/scimitar by my couch or grab the crowbar i keep hidin under my mattress for that gordon freeman effect

but after bludgeoning the thing to death i would probably be traumatized from killing someone and sit in the corner sucking on my thumb in the fetal position for the duration of the day
 

Unit-05

FNG / Fresh Meat
Sep 27, 2009
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Man you guys have to start showing pictures of your weapons, was it really that easy for you guys to get a battle ready sword/axe?
 

trilance

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Oct 16, 2009
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I got mine at an anime convention in San Francisco for 200. I got it sharpened to a razor's edge, so it'll work on a clot.

XD @ Sammers. I just watched Zombieland again last night too :).
 

Herborist

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 19, 2009
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Clots look extremely malnourished and weak. I could take it with almost anything that a normal house would have, i.e., chairs, broom, vase. Just something hard. Hell, I'd throw a laptop at it if I had to (after I made sure it was worse than my own :3).

The real question is, how would you take on a fleshpound? Or a scrake?
 

Nin

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Dec 29, 2009
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I have a ****load of cables and wires in a cabinet next to my computer.

I'd just throw them like a net.

Then go upstairs and throw my dog at him.

Then my two cats.

;)