would you be able to take on a clot?

[Benjamin]

Guns are for sissies, I'd use my bare hands.

... and probably die. But I'd die a man at least.

 

[EricFong]

I may be able to:
1. trip it, and step on its head.
2. Grab it hard and neck break it.
3. choke it to death.

 

[Fang]

Guns are for sissies, I'd use my bare hands.

... and probably die. But I'd die a man at least.

^ That's pure win right there.

 

[Deadbolt]

i lol'd at the first post. screaming running around your house trying to find something to bash its head in. it comes out hilarious and perfect when i picture it in my head . but my brother has a samurai sword in his room upstairs so i would weld a door shut(put some heavy stuff on it) and run to get the sword to kill it

 

[Niemand²]

I dont think you actually need firearms to kill a singe Clot. I would just burn its eyes and ears with a deodorant and a lighter (so it can neither hear nor see me). Should be pretty funny to watch it shambling across my room trying to find me.

Also useful things to dismantle a Clot
-Empty bottles at my shelf
-My Bow
-Some butter knives
-My laptop
and last but not least the stool I am sitting on. So basicly just some average living-room things put to a new use.

 

[Tono431]

Guitar

Guitar

1. I would go for a guitar and probably die because I can't deside which one to sacrifice.

2. I would throw an amp through the window and run away and wait for the clots heart attack.

3. Hide under bed.

4. Declare a thumb war.

5. Fight like a man.

 

[No Glory]

*Cough* well I'm Canadian. We let others do the fighting, but in this case, with no guns (Or crossbows) nearby (Guns are illegal in Canada), I'd probably look for a chair to hit it, but if it overpowers my nerdy physique, then I'd probably run away and let my neighbours worry about it.

 

[YoYoBatty]

*Cough* well I'm Canadian. We let others do the fighting, but in this case, with no guns (Or crossbows) nearby (Guns are illegal in Canada), I'd probably look for a chair to hit it, but if it overpowers my nerdy physique, then I'd probably run away and let my neighbours worry about it.

lol No Glory Guns are legal in Canada ppl hes just makin jokes! And I bet when you mean by neighbours, you mean Americans XD
BTW the clot in the KFMods all had broken legs, explains their limp

 

[Rudo]

I would smack it with a machete

 

[kingkong]

just grab a kitchen knife and aim for the chin, head pops right off.

 

[Olivier]

Well i dont have any obvious weapons next to me. But i could smash him with my laptop, i'm getting a new Dell XPS in a few days

 

[Sammers]

Guns are for sissies, I'd use my bare hands

Same here. Except I wouldn't die like a big pansy :V

 

[slavek]

My house has enough guns/weapons to arm a small army, But melee is much more satisfying.

Me Personally, just go east side on that clot, jump him, drag him out of my home to the side walk, curb stomp him and then put a cap his *** with Browning high power. GTFO clot, this is my house.

 

[SMIFF]

Id drop the nut on it, left hook to the jaw, and probly wrap some form of blunt weaponry round its skull.

That or just use my LAW

 

[CandleJack]

I have a pool cue in short reach. I'd disassemble it and hit the clot with the heavy end used for holding it.

 

[Igginator]

Seeing as in australia all weapons and banned with their appropriate licenses id have to go ape **** like a real man

Id probs kick it away from me so it doesnt drag me down and run to the kitchen to grab one of those huge *** knives for raw meat or just club it with a bar stool

 

[Sambopukka]

I would beat it to death with my cast.

 

[Swanky]

No guns allowed for me except for that large military knife. I suck at close combat if unarmed, though. I used to be a skilled marksman, until that point stabbing it with knife, hopefully cutting his main blood veins or going akimbo with a military and a BIG kitchen knife.
€ Or I'd try to abuse my excessive amount of empty DVDs as ninja stars.

 

[trilance]

I've got a very heavy, very hard, cast iron frying pan...

No seriously. It's in the kitchen.

That and my katana next to the bedside table.

 

[wiggles3000]

Step one : notice where clot is
step two : rush into bedroom
step three : open glasses case
step four : take jet lighter out of glasses case
step five : grab right guard spray deoderant
step six : ?????
step seven : PROFIT!

or id go in the kitchen and grab a MASSIVE FREAKING CARVING KNIFE
trust me, its huge..... and never been used....