Why?

[braindead]

Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

Why is Abbreviation such a long word?

and why does a dog, not like you blowing in their face, yet the moment they get in a car, they stick their head out of the window?

 

[LightsabeR]

 

[REZ]

 

[Harb]

 

[CandleJack]

Why does cargo go by ship, and shipments go by car?

 

[Grabbed_by_the_Spetsnaz]

 

[Shadrach]

Do alligators alligate?
Do crocodiles crocolate?
Does chicken taste better with Shake-N-Bake(tm)?
Do Madonna's hips gyrate?
Does Phil Donahue masturbate?
When you die, do you lose weight?
Will one more screw make you late?
Will LaToya Jackson refuse my date?
When you need it now, can you wait?
Does the Grim Reaper hold your fate?
Do the Crypts and Bloods foster a hate?
When I shoot my gun, will the bullet go straight?
If I make up a word, could it be zoomdooboomdoowoomdoorate?

 

[Murphy]

Finally! A topic with my kind of humor!

What's the DEAL with ------------ ?

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

 

[Blockbot]

 

[The Masta]

What's the DEAL with Ovaltine?

....

 

[Colt .45 killer]

Im hoping you posted this as a joke, I can only imagine how shredded you would get if you attempted to use this analogy in a real debate.

 

[NoxNoctum]

Finally! A topic with my kind of humor!

What's the DEAL with ------------ ?

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Hahaha.

Yep, this is classic Seinfeld type humor .

 

[Grabbed_by_the_Spetsnaz]

Im hoping you posted this as a joke, I can only imagine how shredded you would get if you attempted to use this analogy in a real debate.

I though the fact that the word toast is repeated 5 times makes it pretty clear that it's not to be taken 100% seriously

Why so serious Mr 45?