Tolkien nerd. I don't remember when I picked it, but if I had known that I'd eventually play a game with voice coms, I would have picked something easier to pronounce.
My favorite attempt so far is "more-gah-megal"
PS: I was a Tolkien nerd before it was cool. It's cool now...right guys?!
Wrong. Being a Tolkien Nerd WAS cool, but now it's so mainstream! (saying that right after finishing reading LotR for about the twentieth time ^^)
My nick was created during my year as civil worker.
There is this relationship consultant who has a Q'n'A every Tuesday in austrias biggest newspaper. The problem of a guy was that everybody thought he was a nice person, but no relationship lasted long, as he was more of a "being friends"-guy than a lover. So he asked: "What can I do to set a Lady's heart on fire?" To which I replied loudly, without much thought:"Cunnilingus!".
A colleague, who wasn't into latin asked me what that was... and I explained it to him very graphically with my index, mittlefinger and tongue.
From that day, I was referred as "Bertl, die perverse Beutelratte" (Bertl the perverted Opossum).
And to return the favor of explaining, he rendered it in latin:
Beutel = bag = coleus (which, conincidentally also means testical)
Ratte = rat = rattus
so tada = ColeusRattus
For the pT-Tag, I had to leave out the "coleus" though, but you can still find me with that nick on sever games and forums.