Which KF monster could you take on?

[YoYoBatty]

Which KF monster could you handle in the real world? The Gorefast, the clot, a Scrake? Its up to you to decide! Note: You should not attempt taking on any specimen in real life for the act of doing so will result in death or serious injuries/trauma.

 

[C_Gibby]

Provided that we're not playing by rules of the game (I.e. no health points, purely real) I would be able to take :



Clot - Beat it with small objects easily. Or you can shoot it.

Gorefast - Scary like **** to see IRL but nothing a gun/bow shot to the head can't fix.

Crawler - A large boot should do the job.

Siren - Guns ftw. Also, you could wear earmuffs, or be deaf and run at her like a nutter and hit her with a cricket bat.

Scrake - Big, tall guy but he still has a human's skull so a gun will solve the problem easy. Or maybe a bash to the head with a heavy object or a stab from a knife on a stick. Maybe a well-placed shot from an air rifle into the eye. It has a resistance to pain, like all the ZEDs, but they're still living things so e.g. you remove the things that make it live, they WILL die.

 

[YoYoBatty]

I could easily take a fleshpound! I'll just out run it then hide in Wal*Mart or Canadian tire and take it down with the airsoft rifles they have there
Edit: Yes I do spell it Wal*Mart cuz thats how its spelt here, well atleast at my Wal*Mart

 

[Undedd Jester]

Well being as this is Britain with even a knife being bloody hard to come by nowadays, I reckon I could take on:

- Clots, they could use a good punch up the bracket

- Crawlers, a swift kick in the mandible will set em right

- Stalkers, can't be that strong, jsut pin their arms to their waists and watch them squirm

Everything else I imagine could quite easily rip me a new arsehole. I iamgine if I knew one was coming and could get a decent club like weapon I could have a whack at a Siren, Husk, Gorefast... but Bloat Scrake FLeshie and Patriarch I think I'd be boned

 

[Deafmute]

I checked them all. *flexes*

 

[anthracy]

I checked the Patriarch because it will be a cold day in hell I die to a hippie with a chest dick.

 

[Deafmute]

Yeah, I can't take Pat seriously. His googly eye and the fact that he looks like a nerd living in his mom's basement just kills it for me.

 

[HalfDemon]

I've got a really powerful bow (just a bow, not xbow) so I'm sure with a little practice I could take on the Scrake at the most. Fleshpound and Patty too much for me, though Husks should be pish with a cricket bat or axe for me

 

[Benjamin]

I'd like to take on the Stalker if you know what I mean.

 

[Deadbolt]

I'd like to take on the Stalker if you know what I mean.

lololololol

i could take a clot and crawler. everything else would probably **** me up. i dont have any accessible guns to get to quickly.

 

[YoYoBatty]

I'd like to take on the Stalker if you know what I mean.

Oh please...

 

[playmaker_41]

I'd like to take on the Stalker if you know what I mean.

d@mn it i was crack that joke

 

[Double_Deagle]

what the hell is a shade??

 

[C_Gibby]

what the hell is a shade??

Something from the KF mod. Don't expect me to describe it, though.

 

[mamoo]

Can we have a gun to take on these *****ez or are we just allowed stuff we have at home?

 

[YoYoBatty]

Can we have a gun to take on these *****ez or are we just allowed stuff we have at home?

You can use anything as long as it exists in real life/you own it/legalized in your country.

 

[YoYoBatty]

Alright I want to see some more serious votes not just jokes.

 

[vealck]

Yeah, siren wouldn't be a problem. I'm pretty much deaf after a decade of listening to metal. Also, bloats vomiting on me sounds like one of my new year's eve parties, so no problem here either

Also, that reminds me something. One day I look through my window and I see two Dr. Gary Glovers snooping around a building next to my house. The first thing I thought is that I'm screwed if a raged fleshpound emerges from that building, 'cause the only thing I have available is my katana Pic related.

 

[CandleJack]

You can use anything as long as it exists in real life/you own it/legalized in your country.

Seeing as i live somewhere an army barracks that is my best chance. As it is i can probably take down a clot, crawler and stalker on my own with stuff in my house.

I have a number of drum sticks i could use as weapons, not to mention cymbal stands that could be make into a weapon.

My dad could make a number of weapons out in his shed, i think i'd be fine up until anything a firebug can't handle.

 

[YoYoBatty]

what the hell is a shade??

Lol a shade was a zombie from KF 1.0, it was extremely powerful and moved at incredible speed, it was also partial cloaked and had a blood red gaze. It still exists in KF retail as the model of crawler and is still as powerful and bad as it was back then. Note the shade was never used in any of the kfmod or kf retail, unless your playing KF 2.51 they will spawn. If you want one to appear simply to in summon kfchar.zombieshade in the console and it will.