Where does the Dosh go?

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Salad Snake

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Aug 2, 2010
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Apart from all the dosh you enslaved and consumed in your mad desire to impose your own view of what is "right" in the world.

"Don't you speak to me about morals! We did what we thought was neccessary! We made the tough decisions, so you could sleep safely in your bed at night! YES, we did horrible things to that dosh, but by god I would do it again in a heartbeat...."


......actually I think I will do it again. *Starts KF*
 

timur

FNG / Fresh Meat
"Don't you speak to me about morals! We did what we thought was neccessary! We made the tough decisions, so you could sleep safely in your bed at night! YES, we did horrible things to that dosh, but by god I would do it again in a heartbeat...."


......actually I think I will do it again. *Starts KF*

Sacrafices must be made for the sake of us all.

And at least it's better than those cruel, cruel fools who waste dosh on useless weapons, or even worse: they keep their dosh enslaved, refusing to let it free after wave 11:eek:.
 

Salad Snake

FNG / Fresh Meat
Aug 2, 2010
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Sacrafices must be made for the sake of us all.

And at least it's better than those cruel, cruel fools who waste dosh on useless weapons, or even worse: they keep their dosh enslaved, refusing to let it free after wave 11:eek:.

Those.....those are the real monsters.... *Shakes head*


Also, on the topic of useless weapons, doesn't it seem like EVERY new player loves to use dual 9mm's? I have to explain why it's actually a downgrade like 2 or 3 times an hour while playing. :rolleyes:
 

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FNG / Fresh Meat
Dec 10, 2010
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Horzine Biotics Lab
7: Horzine has developed a long range money teleporter that shoots its rays all over the cities and they go through all materials except money which it takes to wherever the local teleport is located. In theory this teleporter may have been also around for a while to increase funding for experimentation. but that was before it was customary to throw money around everywhere, this explains why when you accidentally drop money you never see it again irl :(
 

Rainydaykid

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jan 25, 2010
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Also, on the topic of useless weapons, doesn't it seem like EVERY new player loves to use dual 9mm's? I have to explain why it's actually a downgrade like 2 or 3 times an hour while playing. :rolleyes:

I actually use them as support, with a machete, pump, and hunting shotgun. The difference is I actually can kill stuff with them. I usually do this when I can't get a sharp to buy me a handcannon.
 

timur

FNG / Fresh Meat
Also, on the topic of useless weapons, doesn't it seem like EVERY new player loves to use dual 9mm's? I have to explain why it's actually a downgrade like 2 or 3 times an hour while playing. :rolleyes:

Seriously. The dual 9mms have not only doomed more dosh to enslavement, but actually made it harder to kill zeds with!

On a more serious note, I think it's because people go 'fast firing rate, cheap, and "gangster" '. Of course, any gangsters actually looking to survive should use the mac10:p
 

Vaecrius

FNG / Fresh Meat
Aug 2, 2010
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Also, on the topic of useless weapons, doesn't it seem like EVERY new player loves to use dual 9mm's? I have to explain why it's actually a downgrade like 2 or 3 times an hour while playing. :rolleyes:
I suspect it's soon after learning the significance of the headshot in KF + the fact that it's one of the more common early-game weapon "drops" (by people who forget to switch to berserker or medic on wave 1)

EDIT: ...what does the trader do with her bazillion-strong enslaved army?
 

Salad Snake

FNG / Fresh Meat
Aug 2, 2010
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Seriously. The dual 9mms have not only doomed more dosh to enslavement, but actually made it harder to kill zeds with!

On a more serious note, I think it's because people go 'fast firing rate, cheap, and "gangster" '. Of course, any gangsters actually looking to survive should use the mac10:p

Yeah, watching a lvl 2 Commando using dual 9mm's is like watching a John Woo movie. Except only the main character dies.

EDIT: ...what does the trader do with her bazillion-strong enslaved army?

Use it to buy metric tons of Sunchips which she then uses to bribe the Patriarch into leaving her alone.


And her summer homes in Spain & Brazil of course.
 

timur

FNG / Fresh Meat
Use it to buy metric tons of Sunchips which she then uses to bribe the Patriarch into leaving her alone.


And her summer homes in Spain & Brazil of course.

A cycle of exploitation that can only end by killing said Patriarch! I will use that as my justification of trading that dosh into enslavement: it is being used for the common good of all enslaved dosh!

However, no matter the outcome, you can bet that whoever owns Sunchips would make a fortune (especially if the zeds won; the patty would force all humans to work in the factories, producing Sunchips)
 

trick

FNG / Fresh Meat
Oct 31, 2009
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This is why we all toss down the dosh we have after killing the Patriarch. Now that the mission is finished we no longer have to enslave those poor travelers from another realm.

Go dosh! Be free! You're on your own now, but I'll always remember you! *Tear*

:(
 

Sprigglez

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jan 11, 2011
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Earth
Hmmm..

Hmmm..

Perhaps the mysterious glowing from the dosh is an invisible acid that dissolves it if you don't pick it up fast enough. An acid only effective on a specific material on dosh, but nothing else, and can only dissolve on direct contact but when picked up the acid falls off.
 

timur

FNG / Fresh Meat
Perhaps the mysterious glowing from the dosh is an invisible acid that dissolves it if you don't pick it up fast enough. An acid only effective on a specific material on dosh, but nothing else, and can only dissolve on direct contact but when picked up the acid falls off.

I knew the zeds wouldn't just give up that glorious dosh without some trick up their sleeves!

I nominate that as Theory 8, as, although this is your first post, you are clearly experienced in the science of Dosh.:cool:
 
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Noboty

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jul 30, 2010
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This is why we all toss down the dosh we have after killing the Patriarch. Now that the mission is finished we no longer have to enslave those poor travelers from another realm.

Go dosh! Be free! You're on your own now, but I'll always remember you! *Tear*

NO! You get your *** back here and help me pay down my playboy mansion! You know it's always been my dream to live in a mansion and be surrounded by booze and *****es! Now that that dreams within reach, I'm not about to let it go all because you miss your mommies!