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What are the x'mas zed saying?

Not certain these are all correct, but these are the ones I'm able to pick up out of the sounds packages.

Bloat
bah humbug
have you been good little boys and girls
Ho ho belch
ho ho ho
too much cookies
where's the cookies and milk
I want cookie
cookie
I smell a flesh cookie
I want a flesh cookie
delicious cookies

FP
Nuts pound
ready to pound some nuts
ready to pound
bone cracker
I could just eat you up
I could go for some nuts right now
fresh crack
going to crack you open
going to crush you
going to pound you
let me help you with those nuts
crush, grind, pound
pound, crush, grind
ready to crack some nuts
ready to crack
ready to crush some nuts
ready to crush
time to crack you open
such tiny nuts
such tiny nuts to crack
aren't you adorable
crack
pound
crush
grind

Gingerfast
run
faster
run as fast as you can
here I come
ready or not
I'm delicious
how about a slice
you'll never catch me
cholesterol doesn't kill, I do
I bet you're delicious
Don't be scared, I won't bite

Husk
Let's build a snowman
Dashing through the snow
I'll be back again someday
Let's run and we'll have some fun
Look at me go
Snowball
Not in the face
roast you on an open fire
snowball fight

Scrake
Let's carve you up
chop em to pieces
frost bite
and I will name him George
Let's open you up
Just a little closer
Time to open the presents
and I will pet him
I'll get your blood flowing
and I will carve him up

Patriarch
Ho ho ho
Someone's been a bad little boy
This is what happens to bad little boys and girls
You've been bad little boys and girls
Now look here Ebenezer
I'll put your eye out
I'm the one doing the giving here
Come my helpers, Santa needs you
Come out my helpers, Santa needs you
Santa needs more presents. Send more presents
So many children, so many bad children
So many bad children, Santa needs some helpers
Send more presents
You better watch out, you're all gonna die
Come sit on Santa's lap
Someone's been a bad little boy
Someone's been naughty this year
Why don't you tell Santa what you want
Up on a rooftop reindeer pause, out jumps good old robot claus
You better not pout, you're all gonna die
Where's my cookies and milk
You've been a bad little boy
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
Here comes roboclaus
All of the children asleep in their beds, bleeding profusely from wounds in their heads
And not a creature was stirring because they were all dead
This is what happens to bad little boys and girls
Let's see what I've got in my bag... bullets. Ho ho ho ho ho
7 6 2, from me to you
Hold on now, I've got something for everyone
I've got a present for you

Siren
Who wants to sing with me
Let's sing some carols
Let's go caroling
Sleep in heavenly oeace
Sing choirs of angels
All together now

Stalker
I just want to give you a kiss
Do you see what I see
Let's open you up
Let's put you to sleep
Put you under the mistletoe
Tear off all your wrapping
Come under the mistletoeW
We won't kill until we get some
come on, give us a kiss
I just want to give you a kiss
 
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Not certain these are all correct, but these are the ones I'm able to pick up out of the sounds packages.

Bloat
bah humbug
have you been good little boys and girls
Ho ho belch
ho ho ho
too much cookies
where's the cookies and milk
I want cookie
cookie
I smell a flesh cookie
I want a flesh cookie
delicious cookies

FP
Nuts pound
ready to pound some nuts
ready to pound
bone cracker
I could just eat you up
I could go for some nuts right now
fresh crack
going to crack you open
going to crush you
going to pound you
let me help you with those nuts
crush, grind, pound
pound, crush, grind
ready to crack some nuts
ready to crack
ready to crush some nuts
ready to crush
time to crack you open
such tiny nuts
such tiny nuts to crack
aren't you adorable
crack
pound
crush
grind

Gingerfast
run
faster
run as fast as you can
here I come
ready or not
I'm delicious
how about a slice
you'll never catch me
cholesterol doesn't kill, I do
I bet you're delicious
Don't be scared, I won't bite

Husk
Let's build a snowman
Dashing through the snow
I'll be back again someday
Let's run and we'll have some fun
Look at me go
Snowball
Not in the face
roast you on an open fire
snowball fight

Scrake
Let's carve you up
chop em to pieces
frost bite
and I will name him George
Let's open you up
Just a little closer
Time to open the presents
and I will pet him
I'll get your blood flowing
and I will carve him up

Patriarch
Ho ho ho
Someone's been a bad little boy
This is what happens to bad little boys and girls
You've been bad little boys and girls
Now look here Ebenezer
I'll put your eye out
I'm the one doing the giving here
Come my helpers, Santa needs you
Come out my helpers, Santa needs you
Santa needs more presents. Send more presents
So many children, so many bad children
So many bad children, Santa needs some helpers
Send more presents
You better watch out, you're all gonna die
Come sit on Santa's lap
Someone's been a bad little boy
Someone's been naughty this year
Why don't you tell Santa what you want
Up on a rooftop reindeer pause, out jumps good old robot claus
You better not pout, you're all gonna die
Where's my cookies and milk
You've been a bad little boy
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
Here comes roboclaus
All of the children asleep in their beds, bleeding profusely from wounds in their heads
And not a creature was stirring because they were all dead
This is what happens to bad little boys and girls
Let's see what I've got in my bag... bullets. Ho ho ho ho ho
7 6 2, from me to you
Hold on now, I've got something for everyone
I've got a present for you

Siren
Who wants to sing with me
Let's sing some carols
Let's go caroling
Sleep in heavenly oeace
Sing choirs of angels
All together now

Stalker
I just want to give you a kiss
Do you see what I see
Let's open you up
Let's put you to sleep
Put you under the mistletoe
Tear off all your wrapping
Come under the mistletoeW
We won't kill until we get some
come on, give us a kiss
I just want to give you a kiss

thanks for that :D

and sorry, but Slappy kinda beat you to it with a video:eek:
 
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