If you sat around the fire, sipping soup, and told your comrades about how funny it was when you accidentally grenaded 5 men in your own company - I don't think they'd be laughing 
War Stories - Funniest TK Moments
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If you sat around the fire, sipping soup, and told your comrades about how funny it was when you accidentally grenaded 5 men in your own company - I don't think they'd be laughing
It's a joke within a joke about a joke, regarding something that was funny, which isn't supposed to be funny.... But is to some.
Divided by 2
Last night on Kwakljein I was japs machine gunner and having a field day, we lost A in tough fight, then on B we raped the americans, so much so they ran out of reinforcments, i was up to about 30 kills which is very high for me. And i was quite happy thinking i would get some good experience points etc..
So there was about 6 US reinforcments with about 4minutes to go, and all the japs went on the offensive to clean out the map, because these guys must have been hiding.
walked right up into A overlooking the beach and saw 2 guys standing about 100mtrs away by a boat, i swear they looked american, couldnt tell, but just assumed they stayed at Spawn and where inactive, took aim, and fired. Killed 2 of my own team got kicked for friendly fire. That really does suck.
Why the hell where 2 of my teammates standing perfetcly still in the US spawn area, they should be court martialled, if i hadnt have killed them that is. i was spewin.
One of the best rounds i have had, and i ruined it.
So there was about 6 US reinforcments with about 4minutes to go, and all the japs went on the offensive to clean out the map, because these guys must have been hiding.
walked right up into A overlooking the beach and saw 2 guys standing about 100mtrs away by a boat, i swear they looked american, couldnt tell, but just assumed they stayed at Spawn and where inactive, took aim, and fired. Killed 2 of my own team got kicked for friendly fire. That really does suck.
Why the hell where 2 of my teammates standing perfetcly still in the US spawn area, they should be court martialled, if i hadnt have killed them that is. i was spewin.
One of the best rounds i have had, and i ruined it.
One I remember well, it was in the first month after release, maybe October. I was commanding a T-34 when my gun got disabled by the enemy tank, so thinking quickly, I put the peddle to the metal and rammed that sucker back into his lines, so hard in fact that I scooped him up over me. After almost a minute of horrific tank-on-tank snu-snu, one German infantryman finally had the bright idea to end it all with an anti-tank grenade. The resulting explosion ended us both. That German soldier told me he took pics and he's been on my friends list ever since.
Why do I never get to see this?
Oh well, I did, but it was just tank-on-tank groping by tank AI bots.
I just was playing the Station map as a German, and had picked up a STV from a fallen soviet. Then there comes a Soviet bot rushing in my direction, I shoot at him but only wound him, and my clip is empty. The next moment I was saved by a human Soviet player who throws a grenade and kills two Soviet bots, one of which was the one about to kill me.
I survived.
I survived.
Playing on Hanto, I was messing around stabbing folk in the back. I saw an American soldier running back towards the objective area across the main road, so rather than shooting him / stabbing him, I tail him only a few metres behind, using him as cover from the American MG. Moments later a rifleman pops out from behind a shack, tries shooting me and misses, then he just mag-dumps into his team-mate to try and shoot me through him and I manage to sprint off to the side and into cover to crawl to safety.
That's nothing mate. I once got kicked from a game for teamkilling and I had over 120 kills with a tank. A misplaced HE round and it was Main Menu. I didn't play more RO2 that day...
TheSynchronizer
FNG / Fresh Meat
Lol, similar experiance except I screenshotted the encounter. 1 russian reinforcement left. He was the T-34, we attacked him with our rifles! and he ran away to safety.. or so he thought. http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/177/2/1/output_exypbp_by_the_ghost_of_razgriz-d6atulp.gif
Thats exactly how i felt, looking at server browser saying i had been kicked...i just exited the game after that, i couldnt bring myself to have another go. kind of depressing.
This happened to me last night.
I was playing on Racowice as the ivans, and i was the tank commander.
we where doing very well at this point in the game, and we where in the process of capturing the D objective. so i was hammering my t-34 to get neer the front. so cruising along at 40 Kph, past some buildings, when suddenly a squad of 3 russians run out infront of me and i could not stop intime and they where crushed under tread. Much to the amusement of the team. i was in fits of laughter. the squad that i run over, had lost it as well, and they did say they would look both ways before running out into the open.
TL;DR look both ways before running out into the open, T-34s dont have good brakes.
I was playing on Racowice as the ivans, and i was the tank commander.
we where doing very well at this point in the game, and we where in the process of capturing the D objective. so i was hammering my t-34 to get neer the front. so cruising along at 40 Kph, past some buildings, when suddenly a squad of 3 russians run out infront of me and i could not stop intime and they where crushed under tread. Much to the amusement of the team. i was in fits of laughter. the squad that i run over, had lost it as well, and they did say they would look both ways before running out into the open.
TL;DR look both ways before running out into the open, T-34s dont have good brakes.
TheSynchronizer
FNG / Fresh Meat
Is the ability to run over people actually part of the game now? A while back before the RS update my friend tried to ramm some german bots and all they did was glide across the ground and stare.
Well I have a few of those "finally shot someone from 300m away, surprise, it was a teammate" stories, but one of the nicest I have involved me getting killed.
I was an Allied marksman on Iwo Jima, going to the far east of the beach to lay low and kill a few Japs and look out for MGs and/or other snipers. So, just as I had a MG at maybe 200-something meters in my sight and ready to shoot him, I get my head blown off, all across the map at 300+ meters...by the second Allied sniper, who was laying on the far WEST of the map, and, because I was aiming diagonally (circa to where C is, because of said MG) he mistook me for a Jap, which is a forgivable mistake with the 2x magnification, and gloriously shot me, right through the head, on the first try.
It was pretty neat.
I was an Allied marksman on Iwo Jima, going to the far east of the beach to lay low and kill a few Japs and look out for MGs and/or other snipers. So, just as I had a MG at maybe 200-something meters in my sight and ready to shoot him, I get my head blown off, all across the map at 300+ meters...by the second Allied sniper, who was laying on the far WEST of the map, and, because I was aiming diagonally (circa to where C is, because of said MG) he mistook me for a Jap, which is a forgivable mistake with the 2x magnification, and gloriously shot me, right through the head, on the first try.
It was pretty neat.